New thinking suggests Natalee Holloway partied a little too hard.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/LAW/03/23/ar....ap/index.html

Maybe I don't know much about Natalee's backstory (I could just Wiki it, but I'm too lazy), but this seemed like a more reasonable conclusion than a kidnapping. I mean, if this had happened in the United States (party atmosphere + drinking and drugs) it'd almost certainly be the case. My bet is that the parents were more content pointing fingers at the two men involved and less at the circumstances of the night of her disappearance.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Not that I gave a shit, fuck or damn about this when it first started - but why does anyone still care?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

But if we can figure this out, we'll know how to make stupid girls disappear. Think of the implications.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Minion

But if we can figure this out, we'll know how to make stupid girls disappear. Think of the implications.

Unless Megalith's dick actually got smaller somehow and inverted it's self to be a bitch-hole, I don't see how I can care about that either

How ya doing, buddy?

I figured your overall crankiness was due more to stupid women than Megalith. At least from what I've gleamed off your journal and stuff.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Stupid women are only half the problem with stupid people

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

That's very PC, but you and I both know it's bullshit, considering that most of the dumb things guys do are FOR women.

FELIPE NO

Your statement has nothing to do with what I said prior

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Minion

That's very PC, but you and I both know it's bullshit, considering that most of the dumb things guys do are FOR women.

Man. You nailed it on the head.

When you men stop getting duped by women, then you can bitch. Because as far as I can tell, women can totally manipulate you men with just a few bats of the eyelashes and inflation of the tit-region.

IDIOTS. ^_^

Jam it back in, in the dark.

You guys are heartless bastards. Seriously. This is someone's child. I would probably die myself if anything like this happened to one of my kids, whether they had partied too hard or not.

As if you guys have never done it (not directed at you, Dopefish).

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Sassafrass

Man. You nailed it on the head.

When you men stop getting duped by women, then you can bitch. Because as far as I can tell, women can totally manipulate you men with just a few bats of the eyelashes and inflation of the tit-region.

IDIOTS. ^_^

As opposed to women, who soak their Victoria Secret underwear upon seeing an ATM card or 403b retirement plan?

Everyone is as fucking full of shit as the next person. Gender has nothing to do with it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

You guys are heartless bastards. Seriously. This is someone's child. I would probably die myself if anything like this happened to one of my kids, whether they had partied too hard or not.

It should teach parents to raise kids who are responsible anr hold themselves with some motherfucking dignity. Not getting as TRASHED AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE and getting DEAD somewhere in Aruba.

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As if you guys have never done it (not directed at you, Dopefish).

I have NEVER run off from a bar with two complete strangers and went on a party binge with them.

ANY CHILD should know better. Seriously.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Well good for you. I wish I could say that.

I sincerely hope that the stupid things we do as teenagers don't mark us as worthless people for the rest of our lives. If so, then I'm screwed.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Well good for you. I wish I could say that.

I sincerely hope that the stupid things we do as teenagers don't mark us as worthless people for the rest of our lives. If so, then I'm screwed.

Who said anything about being worthless?

I think its a more a matter of "Gee son. Thats unreasonable."

Stop taking it so personally, Alice.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I can't help it. Ever since I first heard about this girl, I keep seeing my own daughter's face every time it comes up in the news. Kids do stupid shit. I would hope that my daughter would never do anything quite this stupid, but if she did and something like this happened, it would be no less sad.

I just can't believe that anyone could be flippant about this child, who is almost certainly dead.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

I can't help it. Ever since I first heard about this girl, I keep seeing my own daughter's face every time it comes up in the news. Kids do stupid shit. I would hope that my daughter would never do anything quite this stupid, but if she did and something like this happened, it would be no less sad.

Well, you better hope and pray your daughter knows better. I don't know her too well, but you're her mother. You would know if she'd walk away from a bar with two perfect strangers on some goddamned island off the coast of Venezuela.

I know kids do stupid shit - but there's stupid, and there's "asking for it." Even when I was 16, I knew better than to hitch-hike when it was pouring rain and had 6 miles to go.

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I just can't believe that anyone could be flippant about this child, who is almost certainly dead.

What do you WANT us to do, Alice? Weep for every stupid person who ever gets dead? I hate to sound insensitive here, but I mean, what would you LIKE us to do?

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Until the rationale about her drinking herself to death came up, I grew increasingly in the belief that she was alive still...if not in a situation she can control (i.e. kidnapped or a hostage). I feel it more believable that she is probably dead due to drugs/alcohol than being killed otherwise.

How ya doing, buddy?

Personally, if she weren't dead already - I'd be disappointed.

Seriously, what is this shit? Girl got drunk and fucked up on drugs in another country and left with a bunch of guys. We've all seen enough Lifetime Movie commercials to know she gets gangfucked while screaming for her life/orgasm and then comes back and sues them and POOR WHITE GIRL IS SO STRONG for facing her rapists.

POOR WHITE GIRL. Shut the fuck up. I don't know about you people, but I've never left my fucking timezone, let alone my country. I sure as fuck aint meeting up with some foreigners for booze and fucking in some place I don't know.

To coin Sam Jackson: "Yes, she deserves to die - and I hope she burns in hell!"

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Alice, seriously. If I cried everytime a stupid kid died, I'd die of dehydration. You can't let someone you've never met affect your day to day life. And it's not like this sort of thing is a shocking revelation to any of us.

I have a question for you, though. Where are all the stories about dumb black kids or hispanic kids who live in the projects and who get shot because they mouthed off to the wrong guy? Why is no one crying for them? It's not like this girl is the only kid to have died this year.

How ya doing, buddy?

Wow. I've done some really, REALLY stupid things when I've been drunk. You guys just haven't had enough tequila - that's the problem.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

First off, tequila is for faggots and wetbacks.

Secondly, did you just admit to getting gangfucked while drunk?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Minion

Where are all the stories about dumb black kids or hispanic kids who live in the projects and who get shot because they mouthed off to the wrong guy? Why is no one crying for them?

Uh...DUH. Niggers and spicks don't count.

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Maybe some people don't want to get drunk and act retarded...

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by LeHah

First off, tequila is for faggots and wetbacks.

Secondly, did you just admit to getting gangfucked while drunk?

No. That one's still on my "to do" list.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland

Wow. I've done some really, REALLY stupid things when I've been drunk. You guys just haven't had enough tequila - that's the problem.

What. I resent this presumption.

I know better than to get so shitfucked out of mind that I lose all ability to THINK PROPERLY. Especially if I was in another country, drinking with FOREIGNERS, and RUNNING OFF INTO THE DARK, BLACK NIGHT with them. Man. Hello.

Have you ever done that, Alice?

And yea, Minion is right. We can't cry over every single stupid kid. Like he said, no one really pays attention to the people *in our our country who are NOT that stupid* who get shot every day, or die because of something retardedly petty at no fault of their own.

If they're BLACK and POOR, I guess it doesn't MATTER!

I think you're taking it all very seriously because she looks like your daughter. It hits too close to home for you. I understand that, but be REASONABLE. ;_;

Jam it back in, in the dark.