Virgin Territory: Paris and Jenna sex ed reality TV show

Never experienced the pleasure and wonder of sex?
Still think that girls have germs and boys have cooties?
Ever thought that sex was dirty and should be banned?
Wanted to save yourself till marriage?
Or just couldn't get any?

Well, those days are over!

A witty and insightful new reality TV show called Virgin Territory is being made that will see a group of people cured of that godawful disease called 'virginity'.
They will be taught everything they need to know by two world-renowned experts in the field: socialite slut & hotel heiress Paris Hilton and washed up AIDS-ridden porn star Jenna Jameson.

Created and produced by Kevin Blatt, the man who distributed One Night in Paris, the best selling movie of all time, the new TV show will most definitely be quality big-budget television, on par with the likes of 24, Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City, and Heroes!

Click here for details!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

WTF, Jenna doesn't have AIDs.

Not about to defend Hilton though.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Why on earth would you defend Jenna Jameson? She probably does have AIDS. Either way, both of them are sluts...at least they chose the right girls for the job.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

There's no way I believe that article is real. Such a program would be plumbing the depths even by the standards of reality TV.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Soluzar

There's no way I believe that article is real. Such a program would be plumbing the depths even by the standards of reality TV.

Remember we do have "Beauty and the Geek" and I swear there was a "I wanna be the next porn star" reality tv...but i think it was on the playboy channel :/

I was speaking idiomatically.

It was called Porno Valley and it was on Showcase. It's pretty tame.

Um, yeah. I dunno what to say. I hope this show just proves that reality TV has to finally come to the end of it's slow and painful death.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

There's no real official information on the show as yet, since it's still in the planning stages.
But yeah, they are REALLY digging deep into the bag of tv show ideas aren't they =/

I like how they say "Finding virgins in New York or Los Angeles is no easy task."

FELIPE NO

I'm definitely signing up.

I'm no virgin, but I can act pathetic and helpless enough to present myself as one.

All you have to do is wear fucked up clothes and not groom yourself and you will easily be able to convince people you're a virgin.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I can't believe I'm the fist one to point out the irony of a show called [v]Virgin Territory[/b] being hosted by PARIS HILTON AND JENNA JAMESON.

This would be like having ME host an Alcoholic Anonymous meeting at my bar.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Shiny McShine

Either way, both of them are sluts...

No, Jeanna is a whore. She gets paid for what she does. Paris is a slut.

Why so much Paris Hilton hating? She hasn't done anything to offend me personally, so shes still cool in my book. Every girl needs a good dicking on video every once in awhile.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by *AkirA*

She hasn't done anything to offend me personally, so shes still cool in my book. Every girl needs a good dicking on video every once in awhile.

I don't know about you, but I feel personally offended when bitches tape themselves taking said "dicking" but don't know a lick about how to give proper head.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

I don't know about you, but I feel personally offended when bitches tape themselves taking said "dicking" but don't know a lick about how to give proper head.

Give this guy a cookie, that made me laugh

Yeh big difference between a slut and a whore. Doubt Tito would take kindly to his gf being called a whore though, eek!

How ya doing, buddy?

It's a given that rich girls are gonna give poor head. They have no ambition.

I was speaking idiomatically.

I'm so tired of Paris Hilton. This is one chick I wish would just crawl into the nearest hole and die.

I also like how she apparently thinks she has something to offer in the way of sex ed. Just because you have had a lot of sex doesn't mean you're particularly good at it, as Encephalon pointed out.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Grail

Remember we do have "Beauty and the Geek" and I swear there was a "I wanna be the next porn star" reality tv...but i think it was on the playboy channel :/

I won't deny that "Beauty and the Geek" is pretty low, but I don't know anything about the "porn star" reality program. I acknowledge that it soulds like it would be only a little better than this proposed program. I should have known when they launched "Temptation Island" that there was no limit to the low standards of reality TV.

Having said that, I just noticed that Encephalon said Porno Valley is pretty tame, so I'm going to go right ahead and assume that this show will be much, much worse. Quite aside from the premise, Paris Hilton should help to ensure that it is appalling.

How ya doing, buddy?

I hate all reality TV. I think it is all "explotation", so this Virgin Territory thing comes as no suprise to me. Next up: The Running Man.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?