Throwing Bricks at the Can Net You Free Chicken

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

So how did you get down from the roof?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Can somebody edit that to not say "Polics"..... -__-

Originally Posted by Bigblah

So how did you get down from the roof?

Who says I did?

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Hahahaha I love this country.

"There's an intruder on my roof!"
"SORRY BUT HE HAS RIGHTS :U"

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Thats just funny. He's endanagerd peoples lives but he's entitled to a KFC?!!!! I'm glad it wasn't my roof. I'd have thrown stuff at him in hopes of knocking him off.
Did he scale a drainpipe to get or something?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Dahaha. I totally mis-interpretted the caption beneath the two pics up top. Thought it was doing Megalith speak :3

So, hey. Barry Chambers inspects his KFC meal after throwing bricks at the police, right.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Well the police obviously don't want him to jump, or die, or something like that (at the very least it means more paperwork). Eventually he'll get tired or cold or something and then he'll have to come down. And then they nab him!

They're basically just babysitting him until the time is right.

How ya doing, buddy?

Interesting that they would give him KFC. Should have let him starve. Then, at the very least, they could have gotten him down from there when he was tired and weak...

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

yeah, that's kinda farfetched that you're being chased by the cops, you climb a roof, anf they look at your rights first. Kinda like that kid who thinks jail is too tough

How ya doing, buddy?

My question is why didnt they shoot him with a dart gun or those damned bean bags they have for crowd control?

How ya doing, buddy?

Because then he may have fallen from the roof and died, and then the police would have a court case on their hands with Al Sharpton and the gang crying racism.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

This sounds really dumb to me. Suppose he was sleeping and rolled to his death? Would it still somehow be the cops fault? Or suppose the roof was in bad condition, and he falls through it. Would he be able to sue the house owner because of that (and if he can, that's just BS, cause it's not like the house owners invited him to romp around on their roof).

I'd say they should get a large cherry picker, and cuff him then bring him down when he's sleeping. And to reduce his chances of getting up, sedate him with some ether on a rag (or whatever that stuff is they put on a rag to knock people out). And to reduce his chances of dying should he fall, put a bunch of mats around the house, so his fall will be cushioned.

I'm guessing this guy's behavior (and the fact that the cops are essentially caving in to him) is only going to encourage more people to do that stuff. And although the owners of this house have been somewhat lenient, I can't imagine that everyone would feel the same, and would probably start shooting at him if he climbs on the wrong person's house.

Anyway, keep us updated on what happens. Apparently this isn't the first time this guy's done this and I wanna see what happens to him after he comes down.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

The wording of the article indicates that the stand-off was still ongoing at press time, but it also says that the guy lay down for a nap. Why didn't police move in while he was groggy from all that chicken?

I was speaking idiomatically.

That's amazing. I would have asked for a super croque epicé - I think that's a spicy big crunch in English.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by Capo

Because then he may have fallen from the roof and died, and then the police would have a court case on their hands with Al Sharpton and the gang crying racism.

Al Sharpton is in the UK?

FELIPE NO

Odd. He flees arrest and gets some KFC for it. That's something you'd expect from "Sterotypical Blacks". Frustrating. And I really don't understand why the cops don't just go and take him in.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

He's kinda cute when hes sleeping all curled up next to his KFC on the roof. Slap that photo on a christmas card with a best wishes caption, and it might as well be the fucking holidays.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Huh...and this is his second offense of the same nature. Damn, he's either an idiot or an evil genius ...idiot.

What a beneficial high-speed chase for the perpetrator, of all people. "Why didn't I drive to McDonalds?!" he thinks to himself.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

"protest?"
Why did he climb up a roof the first time. It couldn't have been for the same exact reason could it.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

He's in custody now.......

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Originally Posted by Chie

"protest?"
Why did he climb up a roof the first time. It couldn't have been for the same exact reason could it.

Hun... If you're going to post, you have to read the thread first, k?

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by The Wise Vivi

Interesting that they would give him KFC. Should have let him starve. Then, at the very least, they could have gotten him down from there when he was tired and weak...

Well, it was his dumbass choice that got him up there, I don't see why the Polive had to do anything but either wait until he decide to come down, or go up and drag him down...

KFC! Sheesh, hopefully he'll get the bill, not the tax payers!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by *AkirA*

He's kinda cute when hes sleeping all curled up next to his KFC on the roof. Slap that photo on a christmas card with a best wishes caption, and it might as well be the fucking holidays.

Bwhahaha. Sounds like a plan.


Anyways, hilarious story in my eyes, though I'm surprised they couldn't arrest him as he was napping (he could be faking it, I assume).

FELIPE NO

Quote:

"Although he's being a nuissance, we still have to look after his well-being and human rights."

This sounds like PC crap so that he can't sue, but since when do we have a right to KFC? That's not a "right" at all... it's a luxery. Too many people don't understand the difference these days.

Edit: My girlfriend, "They gave him KFC? They should have given it to the children! Or ME!"

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

It's another of those idiotic things the law likes to do, similair to other feats of stupidity such as burglers being able to sue their victims if they get injured, etc. They shouldn't have done it, that way he'd come down eventually out of hunger. It's his own damn fault for being up there in the first place.

Jam it back in, in the dark.