SUDDENLY NINJAS

http://www.tampabays10.com/news/loca...?storyid=42209

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Four ninjas steal ATM
Tampa, Florida - It's not quite Halloween, but that didn't stop some costumed bandits from making off with a gas station's ATM.

Tampa Police say four men dressed in ninja outfits slammed a white Ford pickup truck into the Sunoco gas station at MacDill and Azeele on Monday morning.

The suspects picked up the automatic teller machine and drove off. They then went to Riverfront Park, took the money out and drove the truck with the ATM into the Hillsborough River and fled on foot.

The robbery was reported just after 5 AM. The truck was reported stolen and the gas station was not open to the public at the time because it is undergoing renovation.

There has been no sign of the ninjas.

Win. Look at the picture too!

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I like how ninjas are going around stealing shit from ATMs but pirates are busy attacking military bases in southeast Asia. And yet, despite the broad differences in their goals and strategies, I find this criminal act ten times more hardcore.

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Neato. We had a guy with a samurai sword attack a McDonalds a couple years or so ago near the University.

How ya doing, buddy?

Fucking ninja looters.

I was speaking idiomatically.

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There has been no sign of the ninjas.

AS IT SHOULD BE

also, in before "the plural of ninja is ninja" argument

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

I hope this set a trend for robbers, if they're going to steal anyways a little bit of cosplay isn't bad.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by GALM-2

AS IT SHOULD BE

also, in before "the plural of ninja is ninja" argument

QFT.

Also: The plural of ninja is ninja, but according to Merriam-Webster: "also ninjas."

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I wonder what "ask a ninja" would say...
but everything now is ninja oriented. Is it Naruto's fault

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Tawnee Van Pelt

I hope this set a trend for robbers, if they're going to steal anyways a little bit of cosplay isn't bad.

ah, workin' up to the Naruto I see...:ninja:

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by GALM-2

AS IT SHOULD BE

also, in before "the plural of ninja is ninja" argument

Clearly these were professional ninja.

We may never find them.

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Wait. If there was no sign of the ninjas, how would we know the ninjas did this. Not that professional if we know ninjas did this. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?

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I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Killerina Evilova

Clearly these were professional ninja.

We may never find them.

Are you sure it was more than one ninja?

Perhaps it could have been one ninja being so ninjaly that it looked like more than one ninja!

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There has been no sign of the ninjas.

:ninja: Except for everything described in the article. How selectively stealthy. "Nin nin!" :ninja:

FELIPE NO

Ninjas - 1
Pirates - 0

Owned

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Anyone else seeing this as a possible GFF community event? Meet together and jack something as ninjas? Or as chocobos?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

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Ninjas ON chocobos.

Hell yeah.

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