Hey, Kurado. What songs do you hate?

So, when you`re in your car, at the gym, at home, and the radio (or someone) puts on a certain song, which ones do you absolutely loathe? This can be nowadays or it can also contain your most hated songs of all time.

I don`t know how popular Reggaeton is in the States, but I can`t stand the shit. There`s this song that goes UNO, DOS, TRES, QUATRO along with another called ATREVETE that just boils my blood.

Over the years, though, I`d have to mention songs like THIS IS HOW WE DO IT. Montell Jordan or something like that sang it ten years ago. Also Snoop Dog`s DROP IT LIKE IT`S HOT. SHUT UP NIGGA.

Let`s see. How about that CLEOPATRA, COMIN`AT YA. Yeah, shut up you couple of depraved goons.

That`s it for now. If I list more I`ll start to get mad. How about you guys? How about you Kurado?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Since you're asking Kurado specifically, does that mean I am not allowed to reply to this thread?

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No, go ahead. I just wanted Kurado to know I`m keeping him in mind a little extra nowadays.

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To anyone who's ever heard Mexican groups like Los Originales de San Juan or Los Cadetes de Linares, which I doubt anyone here actually has, I pretty much hate ALL THAT SHIT. A lot of these groups make their fame singing what's known as a "narcocorrido", which are just tribute songs to their favorite cocaine dealers. It's just so fucking pathetic to me that this is about the best thing that the Mexican race has to offer the music world is neverending banter about their brand new Expeditions and about their "compa" from Michoacan who hooks them up with a pound of cocaine for their shows. It's fucking sad, really.

Now, if I want to pinpoint any one song that I hate... How about we start with Dame Mas Gasolina by that fucking spic Daddy Yankee. I swear... Every Puerto Rican will writhe in their graves for generations because this fucking racial smear.

I can't stand Still Tippin' by Mike Jones. Not that any song by Mike Jones is any worse than this since they're all equally fucking horrible, but it's just that this song is so goddamn laughable I just HAVE to watch the video if it comes on TV. And the fact that I KNOW I have to waste 3 minutes of my life each time it does makes me hate it even more.

But the top honor for song I hate the most goes to Dragostea din Tei by O-Zone. I used to love it when it was just that kid Gary dancing in front of his webcam since he CLEARLY enjoyed it so much. It's the countless fuckers that have imitated it since and burned the song like no other. OH GOD HELP THESE FUCKERS DIE ALREADY.

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I'm pretty sure this guy must be fucking everywhere by now but this annoying nonce called James Blunt has a song called "your beautiful." It is the biggest pile of bedside whinging crap i've ever heard in my damn life, the chorus is 5 minutes of him saying "your beautiful," wow, he used the song name in the song, amazing!
I find the bloody song offensive hear for christs sake. Then I had to dance to it at my ex's prom, even the people I worked with a while back caught wind of the fact that I spat obcenities whenever I heard the song and had a radio station dedicate the song to me, "James Blunts biggest fan."

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Encephalon

But the top honor for song I hate the most goes to Dragostea din Tei by O-Zone. I used to love it when it was just that kid Gary dancing in front of his webcam since he CLEARLY enjoyed it so much. It's the countless fuckers that have imitated it since and burned the song like no other. OH GOD HELP THESE FUCKERS DIE ALREADY.

There's a Korean guy in my class who didn't get the joke with this song and still sings it constantly. Some classes become hell.

My nod has to go to Fergie, and absolutely any song she is featured in. I thought Gwen Stefani was talentless until someone came along who only imitated Gwen Stefani, and is a shameless whore to boot. Meth has fucked her up. Ugh.

How ya doing, buddy?

To be quite fair, Gwen was actually fucking awesome when No Doubt was still strictly a ska band. After Tragic Kingdom it was... tragic.

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Originally Posted by Encephalon

To be quite fair, Gwen was actually fucking awesome when No Doubt was still strictly a ska band. After Tragic Kingdom it was... tragic.

I'll agree with you there. I was referring mostly to her solo career.

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Originally Posted by Unas

I'm pretty sure this guy must be fucking everywhere by now but this annoying nonce called James Blunt has a song called "your beautiful." It is the biggest pile of bedside whinging crap i've ever heard in my damn life, the chorus is 5 minutes of him saying "your beautiful," wow, he used the song name in the song, amazing!
I find the bloody song offensive hear for christs sake. Then I had to dance to it at my ex's prom, even the people I worked with a while back caught wind of the fact that I spat obcenities whenever I heard the song and had a radio station dedicate the song to me, "James Blunts biggest fan."

OMG I totally agree with you. This song has nothing good in it. This guy doesn't sing, he's whining. And it makes my ears to bleed. But my friend still put that on in the car. NOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!! SPLASH! Blood all over the window. and my friend sitting next to me. Good for him.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Spoiler:

I don't hate any song, really. I guess if I had to pick one song that I hate, it'd be Eminem's My Name Is. It just sounds kind of obnoxious.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm pretty sure OO is gay for you, Aaron.

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If he is, that's kinda hot. Like Paris Hilton would be if she wore more shit over her top lip and grew a rotting fetus

Spoiler:

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Ah, hating songs. One of my favorite ways to get my latent anger out. So as not to mention repeats in this thread, let's go with Panic! at the Disco. I'm in a mood to pick on these little bastards today, so I'm calling them out for "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies". First complaint - the name. Naming convention amongst Post-Post-Hardcare has become such a bore in its attempts to seem significant by piling on words and words. I would've probably chosen "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage" if only I'd ever heard it.

Wait a minute, I HAVE heard it! In looking up the lyrics to see if there was ANY relation whatsoever between the 10-word title and the 320-word lyrics. Perhaps that's why I couldn't properly identify the song by the title - because there is NO relation between the title and text. And not even in a cool, poetic way, that is meaningful once you reach the end of the poem, spend a day pondering, "why did they call it that?" and then end up realising that it makes perfect sense. Yeah, so, we're switching to "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage", which has the single clunkiest title of any song I've ever tried to type repeatedely. Also, it sounds oh-so-important and significant, as if Panic! at the Disco had any right to stick their little noses up at you. Here's a conversation between P!atD's songwriter and someone who happens to be smarter than P!atD's songwriter.

"Ha. Read this title and gaze into my incisive, surpassing intellect and meaningfulness...ness."
"Dude, shut up. This shit doesn't make any sense with the fuckin' lyrics."

On that note: the lyrics are an absolute joke.

Originally Posted by The Only Difference BetweSHUT THE FUCK UP

First Verse:
Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time
Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me
Good, good now we're making some progress
Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat
I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well
Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue?

Chorus (2x):
Swear we'll shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young but desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes(heart&mind), trophy boys, trophy wives

Or, perhaps my favorite set of lyrics in the whole song:

Originally Posted by More of the same shit

Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up

Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives

Swear to shake it up, and you swear to listen
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention
I aim to be, your eyes

Why is it that people with nothing to say harbor a common tendency to say nothing OVER and OVER and OVER?

Now, I've heard songs with poor lyrics that have redeemed themselves with superb musicianship. Loads of Classic Rock songs have sucky lyrics about sex and girls and, coincidentally, having sex with girls, maybe even drinking (and having sex), but because the lead guitar player was balls-out awesome, the song is well worth my time. What does P!atD bring to the table? Not a goddamn thing. The guitar hooks are unoriginal, and sound exactly like "I've heard that somewhere before." Particularly if you've ever listened to any Post-Hardcore band, or possibly the bands which inspired them, being earlier Post-Hardcore like At the Drive-In or whiny 80's Post-Punk and No-Wave. Yet P!atD have managed to take even marginally likeable bands like Fall Out Boy and simplify the formula ever further, at the same time as cluttering their basic power-chord music with incredibly unattractive melodies. The chorus, which gets repeated serveral times in a row via earlier case example, is riddled with leaps and other snares of melody writing that would make any person with but a shred of Music Theory knowledge wince and cringe.

Everything about "The Only Difference Between Martyrdom And Suicide Is Press Coverage" is simplistic, redundant, and utterly uninspired garbage meant to cater to the vacuous, trend-whoring youth of our wonderful daydream nation. It absolutely pisses me off to no end that this kind of song becomes popular at the expense of actual, bonafide talents that will never hear their own song on the radio. P!atD are cheap rip-off artists, whose only contribution to music is to prove to me that somebody CAN do Fall Out Boy and make it sound worse.

I was speaking idiomatically.