Bin Laden's Ultimatum

Anyone checked out Osama's new vid?

Here's an overview.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070908/...npN_7iS3es0NUE

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Osama bin Laden's latest message is a hodgepodge of anti-capitalist vitriol, impassioned Islamic evangelism and what can best be described as a twisted attempt at reconciliation: Join us, or we'll kill you.

HAY. This is a good plan to stop the iraq war. If ya can't beat em, join em I say. I mean, Islam's message is gud; kill infidels and treat women as the dogs that they are. DOGS I SAY! 2 birds with one stone! Wheres the wrong in dat?

I don't know about yu guyz, but I wil b picking up me Quran shortly. I henceforth dedicate my life to Mohammed's teachings!

DEATH TO TRAITORS OF ALLAH!

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I'm trying to figure out if this is anti-Islam slander, or you're trying to be sarcastic. And edgy.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I'm trying to figure out why someone who is so against western ideals decided to dye his beard.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I like how his video will be the best thing that will happen to Bush administration for a while.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

I'm trying to figure out why someone who is so against western ideals decided to dye his beard.

Grey bearded man looks old and frail. Black bearded man looks young and full of vitality. A leader who appears old and frail doesn't instill the kind of confidence that a leader who appears young and full of life does.

All of this "worship our god, not your god, who is actually our god but shhh" is so tedious.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by RainMan

Anyone checked out Osama's new vid?

Here's an overview.

Bin Laden tape: timing over substance - Yahoo! News



HAY. This is a good plan to stop the iraq war. If ya can't beat em, join em I say. I mean, Islam's message is gud; kill infidels and treat women as the dogs that they are. DOGS I SAY! 2 birds with one stone! Wheres the wrong in dat?

I don't know about yu guyz, but I wil b picking up me Quran shortly. I henceforth dedicate my life to Mohammed's teachings!

DEATH TO TRAITORS OF ALLAH!

DEATH TO TRAITORS OF GOD!

You don't agree with democracy and capitalism? You terrorist! Communist! You must die or join us!

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by russ

Grey bearded man looks old and frail. Black bearded man looks young and full of vitality. A leader who appears old and frail doesn't instill the kind of confidence that a leader who appears young and full of life does.

All of this "worship our god, not your god, who is actually our god but shhh" is so tedious.

Yes, but it's so much more fun to imagine he needs it to pick up women at the bar.



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I'm trying to figure out if you're trying to be sarcastic.

YOU'RE A QUICK ONE, aren't you?

Originally Posted by knkwzrd

I'm trying to figure out why someone who is so against western ideals decided to dye his beard.

Hey man, it takes a lot to get a head (pun not intended) on the dating scheme these days. Don't hate the playa, hate the game!

Originally Posted by Trigunnerz

DEATH TO TRAITORS OF GOD!

You don't agree with democracy and capitalism? You terrorist! Communist!

YES! DOWN WITH CAPITALIST PIGDOGS, TEH LOT OF 'EM. They are nothing but TOOTH BRUSHING MONGRELS, I SAY!

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You must die or join us!

TRICK QUESTION! A good terrorist kills himself to kill others, FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by RainMan

FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

Bin Laden does have one thing many of us haven't got: A GREAT BIG BUSHY BEARD!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

This is called propaganda. He did this before in a video when he offered to stop his battle if the US and its allies withdrew from all Arab lands and left Israel to fend for itself. He knows there is no way this will ever happen, but it makes those that support him feel warm and tingly none the less.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Magi

I like how his video will be the best thing that will happen to Bush administration for a while.

Beside going out of office next year, maybe?

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The western world isn't perfect, but I am never joining
any religion or theocratic organization which promotes such
clear oppression of women and uses its own members to
kill the lives of others, especially if death is the other option.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?