[Wii] Excitebots - WHERE ARE THE GAMES? After 27 years, there is but ONE on the horizon.

So I've waited a week for SOMEONE to make a thread but NO. NO. Instead you're all terrible, terrible people. Gargle donkey penis, the lot of you.

Why?

Because no one has made a fucking EXCITEBOTS thread yet. And therefore I hate you.

SO TO RECTIFY.



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FROG CARS. AND TURTLES. And...ok so I dunno what the fuck that other one is. A bat or a shark or someone's genitals who the fuck cares.

FOUR THOUSAND STARS.



POKER.



PIE IN THE FACE.

FORTY DOLLARS. ALSO COMES WITH A PLASTIC WHEEL FAGGOT SHITBALL THING FOR FIFTY IN CASE YOU'RE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED AND LIKE THAT SORT OF SHIT.


SEE THAT BOXART? SAYS NINTENDO BUTTFUCK CONNECTION ON IT.

APPARENTLY THAT MEANS 6 PLAYER ONLINE. HOLY FUCK

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Jam it back in, in the dark.

6 Players online? Wow, I've not seen that kind of functionality since 1998!

So this is what, a Wipeout wannabe that makes up for the Wii's technical deficiencies by being "Zany" and "Wacky"? I'm sure some people will enjoy it but doesn't really look like my kinda thing, even if it does come with some plastic tat to stick over your remote.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Hey, this is the Wii. I'll take what I can get. I wouldn't have expected any, let alone even 2 or 4. THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS IN WII TOWN. Even being two centuries behind the curve means they'll eventually get online in SOMETHING...EVENTUALLY. THEY PROMISED.

Also nothing like Wipeout WHATSOEVER. More like TERRAIN CHANGES and GIANT HILLS and SMASHING THROUGH SHIT and generally driving like a rocket powered crack fiend on speed. It's all VERY SILLY AND STUPID but immense fun. SUPER DRIFT. 8 QUADRILLION STARS

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'm sure Shin didn't play F-Zero GX because he felt it was a "Wipeout wannabe".

Interesting this thing really did turn out as hover racing after all. A friend of mine said he thought it might, while to me the project name sounded like it was going to be arena based deathmatch, because of how "bots" sounds to my ears.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Yeah, Bots sounds like some sort of faggotry of CUSTOMIZIN' and BATTLIN' and ANIMU INSPIRED CHARACTER ART but thankfully it looks like it's just generic stupid robo cars. All that really matters though is POW 10 STAR TREE SMASH, so the car design could really be 2 men fucking each other in the ass for all I care.

On that note. Where the fuck my F-Zero WX at.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Qwarky

I'm sure Shin didn't play F-Zero GX because he felt it was a "Wipeout wannabe".

I didn't play F-Zero GX because it was on GameCube and the idea of taking out the Monkey Ball disc to play something else was an entirely alien one.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Hahaha, fair enough <3

(F-Zero GX is fantastic though. Ridiculously hard later on)

How ya doing, buddy?

BIG DAMN BOTS

This is a Day 1 buy for me, just like Excite Truck. It's easily going to be GOTY.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

HEY ASSHOLES.

THIS WEEK.

You buyin' it or what?

Let's get this shit GOING, damn.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I'm there, but it'll be this weekend. I got a TRU coupon I want to use, but it doesn't work until 4/24.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Same here. I'm planning on picking it up this Friday, but because of scheduling reasons rather than a coupon.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Qwarky

(F-Zero GX is fantastic though. Ridiculously hard later on)

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So on a serious note, how does this stack up against the first Excite Wii game?

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Ok folks, time to post your friend codes.

3180-2526-1782

Time to find out if you're a or a

I was speaking idiomatically.

Gametrailers review, I don't get why they complain about the presentation, I think the game looks fine =/ Not to mention it runs so fast instead of the usually juddery framerate people seem to have gotten used to in this HDR trisplinear bump mapping age.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Oh god, this game is like Excite Truck on crack. I think Miyamoto's craziness is contagious, and it infects anyone developing for Nintendo. Even having the Pacific and half of the US between you and him can't save you from it.

How ya doing, buddy?

Alright, the madness has been delayed for far too long. Who all bought this? I know Skills has it, so there are at least three of us. I've already added Nutty.

My code is 0818-0488-1262.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Only 13,000 copies sold so far? You people make me so angry.

How ya doing, buddy?

Whatever! I bought my copy. I did my part.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by AcerBandit

Whatever! I bought my copy. I did my part.

You have been spared the TURNIP RAGE.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Originally Posted by Blue Falcon

Has there been any get togethers for SUPER SANDWICH yet? I seem to fail at being around when nutty wants to play that.

This must be remedied. Who's up for some SUPER SANDWICH action tonight or tomorrow? I'm skipping work tomorrow to get new glasses, so I'm free in the afternoon, and I'll have a convenient excuse if I finish last.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I'll be out of town tomorrow afternoon, so tonight would be better for me.

How ya doing, buddy?

HEY

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What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

it's a fucking travesty this hasn't been released in PAL territories

FELIPE NO