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URBX Throwback 29 August, 2536: Klugman's Dome
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Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Sep 3, 2014 at 08:41 PM.
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Jill, if she was going to be honest, knew very little about dwarves. She knew they were generally not much bigger than her and she knew they all appeared to be male. She also knew they were a bit stinky but that they brewed if not fantastic beer then certainly plentiful beer and that was her favourite kind. Surely it wouldn't take long to find a brewery in this place and then hopefully one of the team would have the capability to organise a piss up.
Working on the assumption the door would be either locked, trapped or both, she flew up to the roof, looking for a sneakier way in. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() ![]() |
Sven sees what the little fairy thing is doing, and nods in approval of her clever surveillance. "Excellent work, little fairy thing!" he shouts.
Sven is excited by the prospect of dwarf treasures. He's heard so many stories! He'll need to figure out a clever way to smuggle out the untold riches of days past. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() ![]() |
Flopflap squishes over to the door.
"YO WHATUP" I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
What an asshole... Since the blob seems intent on getting the attention of anything that may be in the fort, Mamara decides to just crouch by the deck and skirt the contour of the fort to spot anything that may be guarding the outside. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() Juggle dammit |
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Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Sep 8, 2014 at 03:34 AM.
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"Oh, shit"
It may have taken an obscene amount of time between Flopflap kicking the door down and realizing that, in fact, shit was instantly about to get real, but he decided that he'll be ready for it in any case. And that the noisy fairy can be left to her own (explosive) devices. He wanted none of that impending shit storm whatsoever, thank you very much. Free Action: Shroud on Raid Leader Minor Action: Quarry on Raid Leader Move to M5 Ready Action Double Strike onto first enemy to step past the statues toward to the door FELIPE NO |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() 23 physical damage to Jill; 6 damage from Scout A, 7 damage from Scout C, 10 damage from Scout D. Bloodied. 16 physical damage to Flopflap from Raid Leader; bloodied Twin Strike: 12 damage to Raid Leader ![]() (Map!) What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
Last edited by The unmovable stubborn; Sep 18, 2014 at 02:10 PM.
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Oily coat! Overcharge success. Speed is 8x2 so 16 squares. Move - 8 spaces to leader, then 5 spaces to A, 1 to B, end movement under C. All are knocked prone. Mark surrounding targets. Stand up at V17. The only Dvergar left standing stares at Cliff, still trying to identify the tiny destructive pinball he just watched fly about the room. His face is just beginning to change to an expression of comprehension and rage when the mammoth bone meets it. When Cliff's weapon comes away, the face is still angry. Just a little more concave. Club D in the face with mammoth bone. 21 electricity damage to D. Bonus 1 damage to... A, i guess. One of the Dvergar lying on the ground winces at the sound of crushing nose cartilege. Cliff just wags his tail and looks immensely proud of himself. Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]()
Last edited by Scent of a Grundle; Sep 18, 2014 at 05:47 PM.
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Mamara gets on her new found fun times vehicle, does a litle turn and then heads straight for the nearest statue, right after jacking herself up with some of that sweet sweet Military-issue Hypostim she got from some sketchy mark on an old mission. GET ON DA BIKE DRIVE TO T7 HEAD TOWARDS STATUE AND FAIL MISERABLY AT DOING ANYTHING CLOSE TO KNOCKING IT DOWN, LAND SOMEWHERE ON THE OUTSIDE DECK I THINK THAT'S ENOUGH FOR NOW, DAZED AND SLOWED AS I AM Well, apparently she hadn't really noticed that she would have to pop a pretty sweet wheely to get to the statue, and she isn't quite as tubular a rider as she was back when she participated in those "Xtreme Wheel Based Objects Gnarly Tricks Doing" competitions way back when. She did, however, fully fulfill her intent to not make further use of stealth for the present moment. There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() Juggle dammit
Last edited by i am good at jokes; Sep 24, 2014 at 07:35 PM.
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Coming too, she realised she was about to get murdered and figured that discretion in this case was the better part of valour. Tempting though it was to just blow the keep to kingdom come, she knew in her heart of hearts there would be better opportunities for explosive antics at a later date and instead she did her best impression of something invisible whilst hightailing it back teh way she'd come. Memory hole, double augmented at V16. Move to S6 Additional Spam: 18 damage to B, 11 damage to C, invisible to both until start of my next turn This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() ![]()
Last edited by Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss; Oct 10, 2014 at 12:49 PM.
Reason: This member got a little too post happy.
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"Do not worry, friends! Don't you know anything about puny gray beardmen? Sven has watched a television program on Dvergar once! They burst into flames and die immediately upon seeing the sky! Also, if you insult their ancestral lineage, their heart explodes inside their chest and they also die from that! This is why their entire civilization has accomplished little of note! Hahahahaha! Stupid puny beardmen and their puny weak hearts! Let us vanquish them as quickly as possible, for this fort surely contains countless riches! Which Dvergar are allergic to, and will cause them to instantly die upon viewing! They must not have noticed the riches yet! You there! Dvergar! Your fathers were beardless and your mothers lacked pigment! Hahahahaha! Idiots! Also look at all the treasure!" Standard: Overcharge Compulsive Liar 1. Dvergar spontaneously combust upon viewing the sky. 2. Dvergar die via heart explosion if you insult their heritage. 3. Fort contains mad riches, which kill Dvergar. Minor: Disparage Dvergars' parents. How ya doing, buddy? ![]() ![]()
Last edited by Little Brenty Brent Brent; Oct 25, 2014 at 11:56 AM.
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"This shit is so depressing. It really speaks to me" ![]() Free Action: Shroud number two on Raid Leader. Standard Action: Double Strike onto Raid Leader with NINJA STARS Hit 1: 12 + 9 = 21 --> Hit. Invoke Shrouds. Invoke Quarry. 2 + 6 + 10 + 6 = 24. Hit 2: 12 + 9 = 21 --> Hit. 5 + 6 = 11. Total 35 damage to Raid Leader Move Action: Dodge, get the hell out of it. Q0 looks great at this time of year. I was speaking idiomatically. |
This fuckin' dome, man.
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