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I kicked a squirel because the voices told me to.
Here's a fun little game I found.
Pick the month you were born: January--I kicked February--I loved March--I smoked April--I dry humped May--I did the Macarena with June--I murdered July--I choked on August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbour 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22------ -Allakhazam 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White----------because I'm cool like that Black-----------because that's how I roll. Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red------------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I hate myself. Purple---------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk Yellow--------because someone offered me under 7383 dollars Orange-------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other-------because I'm a ninja. None--------because I cant control myself Now tell us what you did. Jam it back in, in the dark. SIG POLICE SAY: Technically only two images allowed in a sig at once, unless special clemency is granted. So seek out special clemency if you try it again. kthxbye. PS what you've got is still pretty annoying |
Why does April get the most vulgar choice? >=[
I dry humped a football player because I cant control myself. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Member 403 Level 6.27 Mar 2006 |
I dry hump ipods because i'm sexy and do what i want. :P
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I closed a thread stolen from a myspace bulletin because I'm gankster and I can do that shit.
Most amazing jew boots so they may learn the glorious craft of acting from the dear leader |