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Picked mine up at midnight, the Wal-Mart I got it from only got 10 in, so it seems like these will be pretty limited. Anyway, I took some pictures of the real thing and decided to give a mini-review on it.
Click here to see all photos in full resolution ![]() ![]() ![]() Here's the box. Looks pretty sweet, even though the idiot at the register was rough with it and made a corner have a little dent in it. I should have asked for a 50% discount as a result, but oh well. ![]() ![]() The console itself, in my opinion, looks very nice. I think the color of green they gave it fits really well and does not remind me of throwup in the least. ![]() ![]() However, the controller it comes with almost does. It is just the plain green without the cool "battle damage" effect or any UNSC logos/writing/etc. ![]() ![]() The headset is nice because I finally have another one of these cheap pieces of garbage that look different than the rest, so I can finally claim one as my own and make my friends use the other ones. Other than that, it sucks. The green does NOT go at all well with the rest of the (gray) headset. And it doesn't even have the Halo logo or anything on it. Same as normal headset except with the terrible green/gray theme. ![]() ![]() To my surprise (since I never read up on it that much since I knew I was going to buy this regardless), the console also comes with a play-and-charge kit. If you don't already have one (I do), this is a great addition, especially since it includes a rechargeable [black] battery out-of-the-box, as well as the standard AA batteries. Unfortunately, it does not come with an HDMI cable, but it does have an HDMI port which is something I always wanted on my other 360s. ![]() ![]() ![]() The biggest weakness on this console is easily the hard drive. You cannot easily swap it unless you want the new one to look ugly and not match, so you're stuck with this useless 20GB one. 20 gigs is not enough space, it's as simple as that. Out of the box you have 9.XX GB free because of the reserved system space, and a bunch of gay demos like Madden 07 (doesn't even make sense since 08 is out and they all suck anyway), which I promptly deleted. My 120GB HDD on my other 360 is just freakin' sweet. You never even get close to running out of space, and it's completely overkill, which is a good thing. They should have at least made the Halo 360 have 40 gigs, which would be acceptable. Oh well, at least it looks awesome. You also get the exclusive codes to download the Halo 3 Special Edition Theme and Gamerpic Pack, which I have included in the picture for those curious about what they look like. Pretty neat. Xbox Live Blade: ![]() Games Blade: ![]() Media Blade: ![]() System Blade: ![]() Guide: ![]() Gamerpics (7 of them beginning with the thing to the left of the 3 logo): ![]() Overall, this is a great thing for a huge Halo fan. Though most people aren't big enough fans to want to pay an extra $400 for this. You're basically getting a 360 Premium ($350), with HDMI ($??) (though aren't they all going to have it eventually?), and a Play and Charge Kit ($20), Exclusive DLC ($5), which means you are paying an extra $25-ish for the Halo makeover. If you think that's worth it, go for it. Otherwise, the 360 Elite is easily the best value (in my opinion). Finally to answer questions I've seen people ask about it, I am not sure if it has the new GPU cooling stuff, since I haven't decided to void my warranty yet and check, though I'm 99% positive I will give in and do it anyway very soon. And the DVD-ROM drive that mine came with is the Hitachi. ![]() Jam it back in, in the dark. |
This is, by far, the ugliest piece of shit I have ever seen in my entire life.
This thing looks like it's been stripped of it's original colour and painted by a 14 year old. Not only that, but it looks like a bunch of transparent decals have been applied. Furthermore, why is the mute button red, and button to open the disc tray green? Do I really have to mention the controller? How the FUCK does this thing fit into any entertainment display without being a complete and utter eyesore? Proof people will buy anything so long as a name is attached to it. How ya doing, buddy? |
I didn't even know this was on sale yet. I thought they were going to bundle it with Halo 3, but that would make no sense whatsoever for a thing called HALO 3 SPECIAL EDITION 360, right? No sense at all.
Also, no way I'm ever going to touch this with a ten foot pole. I don't mean to sound rude, but Lix totally nailed it. This is in fact the ugliest console I've ever seen in my life for sure. It looks like somebody with the worst type of diarrhea just shat all over this Xbox. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
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![]() Pure style! I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Last edited by Infernal Monkey; Sep 16, 2007 at 08:19 AM.
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I was speaking idiomatically. |
As for this Halo 3 console, it's kind of ugly, as orange and olive puke green don't really go well together, but hey, it plays video games. Who sits around looking at their consoles? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
Frankly, this doesn't really look much worse than the standard 360. I think the 360 in general is very cheap-looking, though the Elite model is an improvement thanks to its colour.
What the fuck is that finger on the controller, though? It looks like something from an eighteen year old 'graphic designer' with a warezed copy of Photoshop. Those guys love putting useless arrows and shit everywhere. Edit: okay, if it's just a sticker then nevermind. It sure looks funny though. FELIPE NO Nothing wrong with not being strong
Nothing says we need to beat what's wrong Nothing manmade remains made long That's a debt we can't back out of
Last edited by Aardark; Sep 16, 2007 at 10:08 AM.
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I have to agree with everyone that color is hideous. Split-pea soup is ugly.
That's better than Nintendo's attempt at a custom console... ![]() What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Ah, IIRC it's just a sticker that's on every 360 controller at initial purchase, A-ism. Something there to let you know how to turn on the controller/activate the console. Peels off and what not. The Hello Kitty X-Box will have your souls, that's really all that needs to be said.
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]()
Last edited by Rotorblade; Sep 16, 2007 at 10:42 AM.
Reason: Removal of "or" and something that won't be construed properly
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Yes, that is about as bad as them pointing out where the step is on the warthog. V STEP V There's nowhere I can't reach. I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
Well, if the military of the future is anything like the military of today, most people in it might be too stupid to realize that's a running board unless you point it out to them.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I'd buy that Halo 360 in a heartbeat but I have not the moneys.
Or maybe not. Actually, I won't buy a x360 till the 65nm models get widespread. In one year, none of those Halo painted 360 will be funtional, mark my words. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Lix is actually right about something for once. You got duped, Tube. That thing is GROSS. Aside from the obvious Halo obsession, can I ask what justified the couple hundred dollars you spent on that when you already have the far superior Elite unit?
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
![]() HALOL(r) 3 BUNGIE H3-0 1E100 0x x.a - D34th 4nGle 108 |n|n|nROGUE PROCESS ghost 713> *arrow pointing in the space between the Halo "o" and 3* *more undecipherable scribbling* ... POS/NAV ... CONFIRM SECURE QUARANTINE ... blabla ... ghost 713 again Leet speak is so cool. This console will be very popular among the average Halo fan. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
You guys are totally just jealous. Keep the hate comin'.
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------------ It's not that bad, certainly not great but fuck there are some people acting like this is a travesty at the level of the holocaust or something. That or they broke a nail over it, I don't know. Whatever it is, it needs to be douched. FUCK MICROSOFT FOR GIVING FANS... whatever the hell it is you give fans. "People will buy anything so long as a name is attached to it." Parn nailed this one in one sentence if you want to talk about people doing more than just stating the apparently obvious. How many people here are fans of certain developers? Or games series? You're going to buy what you want, product and brand name recognition exist and you aren't going to escape that. Especially when several members here make it known through motherfucking journal entries, threads, and/or posts as to their purchasing habits. Yes, it is badly designed. Thank you for making it known you aren't going to buy it and whoever did is dumb and they're dumb, right? What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I kind of like this Xbox. Seeing as how I'm gonna buy one at the end of this month, this is actually not a bad Xbox to get.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Why you'd get this over the price-dropped Elite is beyond me.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() |
What's the cost?
Is this basically a 360 Pro with a $50 shell? I'm sure I could pay someone less than $50 to do a really great design on the case. I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
Sorry Tube, people think I'm insane for buying expensive Japan-only stuff, but at least I gained from my purchase. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
FELIPE NO |
We're not trashing the ugly look on it, we're trashing the extra cost to get an ugly case that impresses 13-year olds with the use of leetspeak on the side and, as Elixir pointed out, there are no additions to the package, namely, the new Halo game.
Why they release this before the game is out rather than making the package $500 or something (They'd still get it) and having it come with the game? Its not like they need it for publicity. Anyone who is planning on getting the game already has pre-ordered it. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
Microsoft isn't making this bundle to draw in new consumers. They're making it for the hardcore Halo fans who enjoy such Halo related items and personally i think the Halo 360 looks neat. Not something i'd buy, but it isn't ugly by any means. I'm sure you're willing to waste your money on such similar worthless novelty trinkets like the Wii Zapper. Different strokes for different folks. Want to talk ugly? Just look at all the numerous DS special editions that have been released throughout the past couple of years; namely the SE ones. Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by Iwata; Sep 16, 2007 at 11:46 PM.
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