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Larry Oji, Super Moderator, Judge, "Dirge for the Follin" Project Director, VG Frequency Creator |
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Hey all, I'm new here. I've sort of lurked in and out for the past couple of years, but I feel it's time I actually post something. Here's a joke for the musician in all of us. (If you're not a musician, this will make no sense to you.)
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I think this ought to belong here:
http://www.gamingforce.com/forums/pl...ke-thread.html Anyway, I only understand a little bit of music theory, so that got beyond me. It is cool though. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I understood everything. Best crafted music joke I've seen so far.
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It gets points for creativity, but the requirements to fully understand it mean you have to be a music nerd, so it makes me
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I understood it fully and it made me groan. Partly that it was a lame music joke and partly because I completely understood it. Actually, this sounds like something that my old theory teacher would read in class and then the 6 of us would discuss it because we hardly ever did any real work.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Its clever, but I think they drag it along too much.
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Only funny parts: An Eb going sharp is a major development, and the bartender wasn't convinced that A wasn't a minor relative of C.
Other than that, it was all groan-worthy. Especially the parts after "C sobers up" FELIPE NO
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All 'essay-type' music jokes are too drawn out. And they bug me because I understand them -- I mean, it's like 'getting' jokes about math.
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Haha, we don't serve minors.
I don't know if I should feel glad or sad that I got it. Jam it back in, in the dark. |
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There's nowhere I can't reach. |
cool joke, kinda had to think about some parts since the intention was to have more than one meaning to it.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
can this be written down on a score and be played?
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let's get physical..cal...cal...cal...
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The Eb could be major if he had just 3 flats from his key signature rather than 6. Furthermore, if he was looking sharp he would actually become D# minor instead which would make him enharmonic :/ What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
Last edited by Traumatized Rat; Jul 16, 2006 at 12:23 PM.
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wow what a brilliant joke
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Haha, I dunno if it's more pathetic that I get this, but whatever.....
Band gets so much more of the sexual music jokes anyway, with the fingering and the tounging, and the blowing.......go nuts. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Yeah, strings just have the ol' G-string and vibrato jokes
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Heh, I thought it was quite amusing. Long though
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I understood parts of it, but not enough to get the whole joke. I play a bit of the piano and when I read parts like, "The bartender says: 'Sorry, but we don't serve minors.' So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them..." that kinda made me chuckle.
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This saxy joke gave me a tromboner.
Ok I'll leave now. How ya doing, buddy? ![]() Dance party! |
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I was speaking idiomatically. |