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Suggestion: ChocoNuke
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Lukage
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 04:03 AM Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 04:03 AM #1 of 13
Suggestion: ChocoNuke

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<CHz> bobo can write a PHP script to hack into the U.S. defense system and launch nukes, but he can't give us Who Quoted Me?
Basically, you bring up that handy-dandy map of the globe. Finding people for such uses is great:

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<Happy> Do you not understand that this isn't open to question? Do I need to draw flowers and pretty things in that jpeg and send you a PM? Did you happen to miss the red spray that encircled "1948-1989" - a satellite of the Soviet Union? Stop being so stubborn, the facts are facts, and the history is chiseled onto granite.
<Happy> Seriously
<Happy> I need to find out where he stays and punch him in the face
Choose a dot (try to actually pick one...going at random MAY choose yourself). Launch GFF-brand Choconuke. If that fails, we can always use "CHOCOKICKINTHEJUNK."

Props to Q-Chan for the awesome name. And for using the word "nuke."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Last edited by Lukage; Jun 13, 2006 at 04:09 AM.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 04:05 AM Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 03:05 AM #2 of 13
Chocokickinthejunk actually summons me to the said person's house, where I proceed to crush their schlong with my mighty justice filled (and steel toe'd) boot.

There's nowhere I can't reach.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 04:06 AM Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 04:06 AM #3 of 13
I had actually invented a form of "e-stab" for going to ebaumsworld, but I lacked the programming and actual long-distance stabbing to do so.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 04:10 AM Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 01:10 AM #4 of 13
WHERE'S MY INTERNATIONAL TREATY BREAKING NUCLEAR WEAPON LAUNCHING ABILITY, BOBO

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:21 AM Local time: Jun 14, 2006, 12:21 AM #5 of 13
Originally Posted by Lukage
I had actually invented a form of "e-stab" for going to ebaumsworld, but I lacked the programming and actual long-distance stabbing to do so.
<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Jun 13, 2006, 10:35 AM #6 of 13
If this gets implemented, I'll take... Well, as many of them as I can have. I just hope there'll be a way to place an "Armageddon" shortcut on your desktop for those times you just don't have the time to enter a few thousand targets.

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 11:00 AM Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 10:00 AM #7 of 13
PHP to hack into the DoD? Fail.

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 06:48 PM Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 03:48 PM #8 of 13
Originally Posted by YeOldeButchere
I just hope there'll be a way to place an "Armageddon" shortcut on your desktop for those times you just don't have the time to enter a few thousand targets.
I'm running on a celeron. What are the minimum system requirements for said "Armageddon"? I sure wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 07:42 PM #9 of 13
Originally Posted by Stealth
PHP to hack into the DoD? Fail.
Yeah, but you just know it would be hilarious if it was possible.

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 08:07 PM Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 08:07 PM #10 of 13
Originally Posted by Free.User
I'm running on a celeron. What are the minimum system requirements for said "Armageddon"? I sure wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.
Launching speed would depend on your processor speed, I'd assume. Video of the explosion I'd bet would need a spiffy video card.

EDIT: Spelling! YAY!

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Old Jun 13, 2006, 08:57 PM Local time: Jun 13, 2006, 05:57 PM #11 of 13
Originally Posted by Lukage
Launcing speed would depend on your processor speed, I'd assume.
2.4, so I should be fine. But my lack of a decent L2 cache means I could only target people within 3 kilometers

Originally Posted by Lukage
Video of the explosion I'd bet would need a spiffy video card.
9200 PCI . Looks like I'm getting gifs.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.




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Old Jun 15, 2006, 12:57 AM Local time: Jun 15, 2006, 12:57 AM #12 of 13
I'd suggest you not enable this feature, then. With a 3km radius, your targets probably narrow down to the following users:

Free.User

Oh by the way, you've been selected to beta test the ChocoNuke.

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Old Jun 15, 2006, 01:12 AM Local time: Jun 14, 2006, 10:12 PM #13 of 13
Originally Posted by Lukage
I'd suggest you not enable this feature, then. With a 3km radius, your targets probably narrow down to the following users:

Free.User

Oh by the way, you've been selected to beta test the ChocoNuke.
I can almost hit scotty and J-man. Also I'm immune to nukes.

I was speaking idiomatically.




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