Suggestion: ChocoNuke

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<CHz> bobo can write a PHP script to hack into the U.S. defense system and launch nukes, but he can't give us Who Quoted Me?

Basically, you bring up that handy-dandy map of the globe. Finding people for such uses is great:

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<Happy> Do you not understand that this isn't open to question? Do I need to draw flowers and pretty things in that jpeg and send you a PM? Did you happen to miss the red spray that encircled "1948-1989" - a satellite of the Soviet Union? Stop being so stubborn, the facts are facts, and the history is chiseled onto granite.
<Happy> Seriously
<Happy> I need to find out where he stays and punch him in the face

Choose a dot (try to actually pick one...going at random MAY choose yourself). Launch GFF-brand Choconuke. If that fails, we can always use "CHOCOKICKINTHEJUNK."

Props to Q-Chan for the awesome name. And for using the word "nuke."

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Chocokickinthejunk actually summons me to the said person's house, where I proceed to crush their schlong with my mighty justice filled (and steel toe'd) boot.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

I had actually invented a form of "e-stab" for going to ebaumsworld, but I lacked the programming and actual long-distance stabbing to do so.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

WHERE'S MY INTERNATIONAL TREATY BREAKING NUCLEAR WEAPON LAUNCHING ABILITY, BOBO

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Lukage

I had actually invented a form of "e-stab" for going to ebaumsworld, but I lacked the programming and actual long-distance stabbing to do so.

<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

I was speaking idiomatically.

If this gets implemented, I'll take... Well, as many of them as I can have. I just hope there'll be a way to place an "Armageddon" shortcut on your desktop for those times you just don't have the time to enter a few thousand targets.

Most amazing jew boots

PHP to hack into the DoD? Fail.

FELIPE NO

Originally Posted by YeOldeButchere

I just hope there'll be a way to place an "Armageddon" shortcut on your desktop for those times you just don't have the time to enter a few thousand targets.

I'm running on a celeron. What are the minimum system requirements for said "Armageddon"? I sure wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Originally Posted by Stealth

PHP to hack into the DoD? Fail.

Yeah, but you just know it would be hilarious if it was possible.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by Free.User

I'm running on a celeron. What are the minimum system requirements for said "Armageddon"? I sure wouldn't want to miss out on the fun.

Launching speed would depend on your processor speed, I'd assume. Video of the explosion I'd bet would need a spiffy video card.

EDIT: Spelling! YAY!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Lukage

Launcing speed would depend on your processor speed, I'd assume.

2.4, so I should be fine. But my lack of a decent L2 cache means I could only target people within 3 kilometers

Originally Posted by Lukage

Video of the explosion I'd bet would need a spiffy video card.

9200 PCI . Looks like I'm getting gifs.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I'd suggest you not enable this feature, then. With a 3km radius, your targets probably narrow down to the following users:

Free.User

Oh by the way, you've been selected to beta test the ChocoNuke.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Lukage

I'd suggest you not enable this feature, then. With a 3km radius, your targets probably narrow down to the following users:

Free.User

Oh by the way, you've been selected to beta test the ChocoNuke.

I can almost hit scotty and J-man. Also I'm immune to nukes.

I was speaking idiomatically.