Worst Composited Posters ever!

Hello there!

As it ever happen to you to stumble upon a movie or DVD cover and realize that somethings wrong with it but you just cant quite put youre finger on?

Well, welcome to the thread that will help you and youre loved ones, put a stake in those abominations!

Heres a few recent exemples!

50 Cents - Get Rich or Die Trying:

Now, except for the fact that 50 Cents plays in that movie, Ive been bugged the fuck out of EVERY single time I see that poster. Did you guys notice that the way his right elbow is located and his right hand is situated makes it so his forearm is way too long? Also, the photoshoped gun on his back is just sad.




Wesley Snipes - The Detonator (OOooooohhhhhh.)

Either it's someone else holding the gun in front of him or he's got one hell of a long Left arm!




Steven Seagal - Out of Reach

Why is she holding her gun sideways? Is she showing off that piece in her hand?




Please! Send some more so we can celebrate mediocrity together!

Jam it back in, in the dark.

I think all Steven Segal movies have lousy posters/cover designs. Example:



Not that they're phenomenal movies...

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Wow, Belly of the Beast sucks! Look how he's holding his gun!

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I recall it being against general audience guidelines for a poster to feature a gun pointing towards the viewer.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Kaleb.G

I recall it being against general audience guidelines for a poster to feature a gun pointing towards the viewer.

Really? Hmm.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Really now, I did not know that.

As far as those posters go they all look pretty low budget and sucky. You'd think that there'd be some kind of quality control somewhere when producing these things cause those monsters do indeed look pretty awful. :P

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by SketchTheArtist

Wesley Snipes - The Detonator (OOooooohhhhhh.)

Either it's someone else holding the gun in front of him or he's got one hell of a long Left arm!

"The fate of thousands are in their hands," Sketch. He's gotta be able to reach! Also, do you remember when the fate of millions were in Wesley's hands? Pretty soon, it'll be "The fate of this Hot Pocket is in his hands! Watch out, he might get BUUUUUUUUURNED!"

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Originally Posted by evergreen

"The fate of thousands are in their hands," Sketch. He's gotta be able to reach! Also, do you remember when the fate of millions were in Wesley's hands? Pretty soon, it'll be "The fate of this Hot Pocket is in his hands! Watch out, he might get BUUUUUUUUURNED!"

Tsk tsk tsk. How the mighty have fallen.

But seriously, look at his shoulder, it's straight. He could reach it, but he would have to twist his shoulder to do it.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

You know, maybe it's someone else's hand reaching up from the explosion below.

"I'm not done with you yet, SNIIIIIIIIIIIPES!"

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Originally Posted by evergreen

You know, maybe it's someone else's hand reaching up from the explosion below.

"I'm not done with you yet, SNIIIIIIIIIIIPES!"

That could definitely work!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Kaleb.G

I recall it being against general audience guidelines for a poster to feature a gun pointing towards the viewer.

Goldeneye doesn't seem to follow that, and it was in 1995.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Kaleb.G

I recall it being against general audience guidelines for a poster to feature a gun pointing towards the viewer.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by Cellius

Damn it, that ain't no gun. It's a pulse blaster.

It's kind of weird. Whereas some people feel bad knowing the real name, I feel miserable forgetting. Go ahead, Star Wars fanboys: bash me for my lack of knowledge.

I was speaking idiomatically.

What the hell do you people know about badly composited movie posters?




What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Wow. That's bad. But that's Amateurish. We're looking for mainstream stuff.

FELIPE NO

Here's one of my least favorites-



This poster tells us nothing about the movie except that Katie Holmes liked to suck dingleberries but is now being accepted by her peers for some reason.

0 / 10

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

I like how it talks about fitting in and her white clothes makes her 'fit in' with the background. Like a chameleon.

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I mean what the fuck!



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Originally Posted by Tawnee Stoner

Badly composited? Yes.
Hot? OH YEAH.

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by evergreen

pulse blaster.

What.

You make us Star Wars fans cry. ;____;

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

oh gawd. the hot chick poster.

that thing would make anybody vomit wildly in thier mouth. The only thing worse would Martin Lawrence playing the role of "Big Momma" in a bikini....OH WAIT.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Tawnee Stoner

I mean what the fuck!

"Rob Schneider is Duba Dub Dub Duba Dub!" :biggrin:

Anyhoo, the upper part of his rib cage scares the hell outta me. Look how small that is!

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by SketchTheArtist

Anyhoo, the upper part of his rib cage scares the hell outta me. Look how small that is!

I would think that the fact that he was topless alone was enough to freak one out; a very analytical way of being fearful.

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Originally Posted by Cellius

There's something about a gun pointing right at me in an image that makes me very uncomfortable. As impossible as it is, it makes me think I'm going to get shot through the forehead.

Also, let's not forget the Matrix Revolutions boxart:


3 minutes in Photoshop.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

i'm not sure if you accept games cover but this is one of the worst composition!



like 3min too in photoshop >.> (if it's not even less)

Jam it back in, in the dark.