HAY GUYS

Meth · Local time: May 7, 2006, 03:03 AM

Any Wesley Willis fans out there in gamingforceland? I was recently introduced to his stuff while drinking a few weekends back. The dude was insane! A friend of mine met him in person and received the infamous head-butt. The most awesome aspect of Willis' music is that I usually only hear it when I'm screwed up enough for it to make a sort of weird sense. Nothing like being out of your mind rocking out to Rock and Roll McDonalds or Cut the Mullet.

Here are the lyrics to Rock and Roll McDonalds for those that are unfamiliar.

McDonalds is the place to rock
It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat
It is a good place to listen to the music
People flock here to get down to the rock music

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds will make you fat
They serve Big Macs
They serve Quarter-Pounders
They will put pounds on you

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

McDonalds hamburgers are the worst
They are worse than Burger King
A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat
A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat

Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds
Rock and Roll McDonalds

Wheaties, breakfast of champions

I have a feeling that this shit is headed to the sewers!

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Shiny McShine · Local time: May 7, 2006, 02:16 AM

Those are some of the funniest, most out-of place lyrics I've read in awhile. A+ for being totally random.

How ya doing, buddy?

El Ray Fernando · Local time: May 7, 2006, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by MetheGelfling

I have a feeling that this shit is headed to the sewers!

I have a feeling that this shit is going to be closed.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Misogynyst Gynecologist · May 7, 2006, 08:40 AM

The year 2000 called, it wants it's shitty thread about a dead artist back

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

NovaX · Local time: May 8, 2006, 12:17 AM

Originally Posted by Shiny McShine

Those are some of the funniest, most out-of place lyrics I've read in awhile. A+ for being totally random.

I don't know what lyrics you're reading. Those were pretty boring, and unless the music itself is funny, I can't really see this as being a humourous song.

I was speaking idiomatically.

starslight · May 7, 2006, 08:48 AM

You forgot his sign-off!

"Rock over London; rock on, Chicago."

My favorite song of his is probably "I Wupped Batman's Ass." I also love the live E.P. he did with his rock band, The Wesley Willis Fiasco.

I was actually really sad when he died. His music is funny as hell, but I really do think his albums and artwork were a huge achievement for someone with his mental condition and upbringing.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

knkwzrd · Local time: May 7, 2006, 08:14 AM

I'm a big Willis fan myself. It's a shame that most people only see him as a joke. If you want a punk rock aesthetic though, you can't do better than Wesley. He absolutely embodied the genre.

My favourite song would have to be They Threw Me Out Of Church.

FELIPE NO

NYRSkate · May 7, 2006, 09:15 AM

Anal Cunt is more random than this.

BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB
BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB

How ya doing, buddy?

Visavi · May 7, 2006, 12:44 PM

This was the first thing that popped into my head when I was reading those lyrics:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

The scary thing is, I think in some weird way the McDonalds song made some sense to me.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Zephyrin · Local time: May 7, 2006, 10:49 AM

Could of at least hooked us up with a sound byte.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Meth · Local time: May 7, 2006, 02:11 PM

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...=glance&n=5174

A few sound bytes from Amazon.

Anal Cunt has nothing on the genius of this guy. His awesomeness is based on actual insanity.

Lehah, if you have nothing to contribute, then don't post. I hope the ghost of Willis haunts your dreams and an astral head butt knocks you the fuck out.

How ya doing, buddy?

Misogynyst Gynecologist · May 7, 2006, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by MetheGelfling

Lehah, if you have nothing to contribute, then don't post.

Thats never stopped you in the past.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

vuigun · Local time: May 7, 2006, 05:44 PM

Listen to the white girl.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Misogynyst Gynecologist · May 7, 2006, 05:47 PM

THIS MUST BE UPN - BECAUSE I WENT THERE!

How ya doing, buddy?

vuigun · Local time: May 7, 2006, 05:49 PM

Well, you did go there. But just know, you can never go back once you go black.

FELIPE NO

DJ Gear · May 7, 2006, 09:01 PM

Go tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole.

I love Willis' stuff. Some of the ones I found the funniest:

Cut the Mullet
I Whooped Batman's Ass
Alanis Morrisette
Suck a Cheetah's Dick

Wow, I've gotta re-acquire some of his songs, they're just too much.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

PiccoloNamek · 01:53 AM

I was driving down the road the other day, and somebody's car was BLARING "Rock and Roll McDonalds". I could hear it clearly from almost forty feet away. I almost pissed myself laughing, and I could see other people pointing and hear them laughing as well. Funny stuff.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Jas · Local time: May 7, 2006, 09:19 PM

His songs are hilarious. I particularly like:

Arnold Schwarzeneggar
The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Iwata · May 7, 2006, 09:35 PM

His work is interesting and he was one of the better Outsider musicians when he was alive.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.