[Movie] Movies You Love To HATE

That's right... HATE.

It's a strong word. I know that.

Movies are not unlike cars. A good designer can look at a chassis and make a goddamn masterpiece. Others will design a car like an Isetta and watch it slam into a semi only to see how much fun it is to watch a horrible, horrible car wreck.

But seriously, have you seen a movie that's just so horribly bad that you actually HAVE to see it? I watched Twister tonight so I think that says enough.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

A few years ago my brother bought me a box set of retro b-movies for Christmas. This set included renowned classics like Reefer Madness and the original Night of the Living Dead, along with some more obscure titles like "Teenagers From Outer Space", "Dementia 13" and "Cocaine Fiends".

...All of which were hilariously bad to the point of being fucking awesome.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

The first Matrix movie. Admittedly, the special effects were new and exciting, but the acting was abysmal all around and it contained about 20 plot twists too many. To add insult to injury, everyone - everyone spoke in this strange monotone throughout the entire movie, and I've never been able to figure out exactly what made the director think that was a good idea.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

Oh man... There was a period of about 3 months when my friends and I would immerse ourselves in nothing BUT shitty films. The best one by a wide margin was Toxic Avenger Part 2. Everything about that movie is rife with cheddar, but it was also one of the funniest movie-watching experiences of my life. Highly reccommended.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?