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POST HERE AND I WILL TELL YOU YOUR LIFE-LONG DREAM.
APTITUDE, EDUCATION, GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION, DISABILITIES, AND FEASIBILITY OF DREAM ARE IRRELEVANT
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POSTED.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
DETSOP.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
SOP' TED?
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() Juggle dammit |
I've been waiting almost my entire life for someone to tell me what my life-long dream is (there was a short period of time where I was waiting for a bus).
I was speaking idiomatically. |
I'm down.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Solve the mystery of my life.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
Please show your work, otherwise I won't know if you just copied it from the answers manual.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I AM POSTING IN THIS THREAD AGAIN, AS MY ORIGINAL POST SOMEHOW WAS LOST IN THE ETHER
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
As a red-blooded human being my life-long dream of having an orgasm was fulfilled when I was 16. There is nothing you can do for me.
(You can, however, try to top an orgasm. FUCKING TRY IT, WENCH.) This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
::meatspin::
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
kekeke
I was speaking idiomatically. |
This ought to be good.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() |
If this isn't a date with Cleopatra, I will be sorely disappointed.
FELIPE NO ![]() |
whats going on in this thread.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
You don't know me.
Jam it back in, in the dark. |
I see a killbot in my future.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
This is me posting btw. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. ![]() ![]() |
Dream me.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? ![]() ![]() |
Looking forward to something depressing and/or embarrassing...
I was speaking idiomatically.
~ぽん引きだぜ~ ☆⌒(>。≪)
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TELL ME, LURKA. I MUST KNOW!
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() |
MY INTERESTS INCLUDE SHOUTING, SHOOTING, SHOO-ING, SHOE-TYING AND TYPING IN CAPS LOCK.
Also, porn. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I MUST KNOW! WHAT IS MY PURPOSE?! =O
Jam it back in, in the dark. |