Roll Check

1 Die Roll deliciocity check vs dsmc

Use this thread to roll for just about anything at all.


dsmc = double-stuffed milano cookie

Jam it back in, in the dark.

2 Dice Rolls fff

Oh ok.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

2 Dice Rolls check the random death table

Ho hum

Ok there's a 49% chance that Gordok's skeleton will come to life and beat him to death from the inside out

I am feeling pretty good about this

How ya doing, buddy?

<roll> </roll> amidoingitcorrectly The internet sure is fun!

edit: This is a joke.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1 Die Roll I'm guessing Cal + 3

If you actually want to use it, you just make a post, then once it's up there you just hit the roll button in the postbit. Only works in this forum though.

Hmm, I wonder how many of the PC's Pang will manage to kill off in the next adventure?

Obviously it'll be at least one.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1 Die Roll Probability

Chances a member who isn't in the forum D&D will post here?

PRETTY HIGH, GUYS. WATCH OUT. YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN HE'LL APPEAR!

(I just wanted to try rolling dice, plznoraep.)

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll Soluzar rape

soluzarrape

FELIPE NO

That's a pretty good rape

Soluzar I need you to roll your save vs. rapes check

Add +3 from your Pepper Spray Of Defiance

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1 Die Roll Glock's backstabbity

hmmm.... Probability that Skills will run out of patience and kill Acer off before Pang even gets a chance?


huh. go figure.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 Die Roll Save vs. Raep

Save vs. rape... GO!

Hmm, five... it isn't looking good for Soluzar. Acer, if it has to happen... at least wear the bear suit for me.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Suit?

I don't think it's a suit, mate.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

4 Dice Rolls *Testing RAEP

RAEP!

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

okay Zerg there's such a thing as getting too enthusiastic

I was speaking idiomatically.

2 Dice Rolls *Magic Amount betar

Checking for amount of magic available irl

Moar is betar, although it is still rather low. Technology = magic, rite

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1 Die Roll test

Testing dice roll

FELIPE NO

1 Die Roll Is Deni Gay

Also testing.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1 Die Roll Indie check

I was into rolling dice before it was cool.

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5 Dice Rolls DS/PSP

Testing odds!

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1 Die Roll FUCKIN NERDS.

Rolling for initiative.

wait is higher or lower good I don't know this game

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.