My Take on The Ballet

Hey guys, i recently wrote a reflective essay for my music class and I got a standing ovation when i read it from most of the guys and at least half of the girls in my class. it is about my take on the ballet. i thought my friends here at gamingforce would like it:

Sylvaticus
Music: A Living Language
Concert 3

Other: The Butler Ballet Presents The Nutcracker

On Sunday, December 7, 2008, I was able to see the Butler Ballet and the Butler Orchestra put on The Nutcracker. It was a very interesting experience, as I had never been to a ballet performance before. To be completely honest, I don’t think I would be interested in ever going again. Though the music was interesting and excellently performed, I found the dancing and so called “acting” to be boring.
During the performance, I practically had to force myself to stay awake (which wasn’t too hard, considering I was sitting next to a nervous eight-year-old clutching a plastic Meijer bag who’s mother told me could throw up at any instant, as he is prone to doing so when nervous or excited, so I should kindly watch out if he started acting weird). The music was soothing and very interesting to listen to, but I found it hard to pay attention to the dancing. By the time the intermission found its way to a very bored and weary eyed me, I was ready to escape Clowes and seek the refuge of my bed in my dorm for a nap, but I forced myself to stay. The second act soon confirmed my fears that it could only get worse. At the end of the performance, I found myself on my feet and giving a standing ovation along with my fellow theater patrons, although I was applauding the conclusion of the performance, while they, I assume, were applauding the performance itself.
As I have already said, the music was excellent. It gave me a sense of excitement that only Christmas could bring, and lulled me into the numbness I needed so as to endure the “acting”. I like to think that I am appreciative of all theater, as it is one of my own passions, but I have found that I simply do not have any tolerance for the ballet.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Heh...

I actually found that pretty amusing in a so bad it's good kind of way.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

lol thank you for randomly posting my picture on here krel

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

I was speaking idiomatically.

How ya doing, buddy?

I appreciate that this is closed now but when the fuck did 300 words start counting as an essay? What are you, 11?

FELIPE NO

Oh yeah, Shin? When was the last time YOU got a STANDING OVATION for speaking 300 awkwardly juxtaposed and hackneyed words?

Never?

STOP FUCKIN H8IN THEN FUCK

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Balley? BALLEY'S FER GURLS!

Jam it back in, in the dark.