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9-year-old banned from playing Baseball...
... Because he's too good.
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Who else thinks this shit is ridiculous? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Jesus Christ it's not that hard to just pitch in a way that won't intimidate the other kids. JUST STOP SHOWBOATING.
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
If I was that kid I'd showboat like it was vaudeville.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I didn't think that such a thing was possible, being banned for being too good. The kid doesn't take steroids, so what rules has he broken? Is the catcher of the team hurting in any way when he catches those 40 mph pitches?
Sure the kid could pitch slower, but that's like saying "Slow your pitch down so everyone else can hit it." You don't do that in baseball, that's how you get strikes! Most amazing jew boots |
You seriously need to ask if being hit by a 40MPH projectile can hurt a child?
I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
The only bit that really smells about this is how it happened after he refused to be a ringer for a big muckity muck. That strikes me as fucked up. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() John Mayer just asked me, personally, through an assistant, to sing backup on his new CD. |
Maybe I should've just said one of the ways you can get strikes. Changeups, curveballs, fouls, etc. Ah screw it, you're right. I don't follow baseball that well, but the point is I still think this whole thing is bullshit. Let the kid play.
FELIPE NO
Last edited by SuperSonic; Aug 28, 2008 at 12:19 AM.
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I'm sure the kid won't be too upset in the long run. He should just join a better league and ride this publicity all the way to a Major League youth contract. If Premiership teams are willing to sign 15 year olds and frankly even younger kids to their youth academies, I'm sure that a MLB team will snap this kiddie up if he's really that good.
How ya doing, buddy? ![]() ![]() |
If the parents are concerned for their kids' safety, they have the choice to pull their kids off the team, not the pitcher. This kid is my hero; strike those little mediocrities out like bowling pins! Jam it back in, in the dark. |
"Go play in a harder league kid"
"HOW DARE YOU TELL MY BABY BOY WHAT TO DO" "Stay out of this lady..." Yeah, pretty much retarded reporting by the AP here (not unexpected). It's not like this is a Little League team that's ultra competitive, apparently. It's "a developmental league." Why can't the AP do anything right? How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
Not to get all Randian or anything, but is no one just a little disturbed that the kid is being kicked out for being too good? A few of you are responding with "But of course" kind of comments, but I find that a little strange because it's really not so cut-and-dry.
I mean, do you REALLY expect this nine-year-old to go play with high school seniors? This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Also, nobody said anything about high school seniors. Obviously you know nothing about baseball, as a kid who can only throw 40MPH would be chewed up by 17, 18 year olds. How ya doing, buddy? ![]() |
You're absolutely right. I know nothing about baseball. oh, no!
Well, inform me what the hell this kid is supposed to do, then. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Basically, read Deni's post. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? ![]() |
So if that's all that matters, what the fuck is everyone so up in arms about? I've heard this discussed a million times from people on the streets and the impression I was getting was that they were KICKING THIS KID OUT based on his being good.
But what you're telling me is that they want to push him into a better league. (Yeah, I read the posts but I thought everyone was being a smart ass and not very serious. I forgive myself.) Well, who the fuck cares? Let the kid go to the goddam developmental league, then. FELIPE NO |
Have you not encountered stories like this? Reporters love to make mountains out of molehills. The only reason anyone paid any attention is that he's got a crazy batshit mother who called the cops. And it's boring to read about how some kid is moving to another baseball league so they spiced it up by making it all about how he's getting KICKED OUT FOR BEING TOO GOOD and WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY TODAY and DONT LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOUR CHILD and so forth. I guess the "people on the streets" aren't familiar with that sort of thing though... What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? ![]() |
GOD DAMN I wish I stopped listening to the kids on the streets. ![]() Jam it back in, in the dark. |
There's nowhere I can't reach. ![]() |
So the kid is basically a 9 year old version of Khan Noonien Singh in terms of baseball. All we need now is a Kirk to outwit the kid in his superiority, and all will be right in the world.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Regressing Since 1988 |
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There is a "higher level" league in that very town that the league's organizers tried to place this kid into. In this league, the kid is pretty much average. The parents refused to move the kid up to that league, and are now suing for emotional distress.
This isn't a story about baseball, or a kid who is really good at baseball. This is a story about yet another frivolous lawsuit clogging our court system and costing taxpayers money. I was speaking idiomatically. I didn't say I wouldn't go fishin' with the man.
All I'm sayin' is, if he comes near me, I'll put him in the wall. |
We need to send this kid to the Middle East; I'm sure his ability to throw objects faster than what is allowed for a vehicle to travel in a residential area will do well in quelling the terrorist problem.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Anyone heard the story from another source?
I heard about it on the radio this morning and thought "Whaaaaa?" I also heard it was a Co-Ed team and his fast balls were scaring the girls but I'm not quite sure how valid is that comment. So he's 9-years old and he's too good to play with his own peers. So let him play with the 12 year olds. Or the middle school kids? Why STUNT a good talent >=( Put him in a situation where he's challenged more and let him improve his skill. It's likely he'll average out by the time he grows to be 16; my personal opinion. FELIPE NO |
I think it's cool that his team is standing by him and stuff but his parents really should've had the grace to put their kid in a league with other kids of his skill level after something like that. (Changing leagues mid-season may have been impossible though, I dunno. )
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
I think they should move him up to the next age group, which most likely he would almost be an equal to most other pitchers at his young age. Not only that, but the kids would most likely treat him like a prodigal kid for being able to toss a fastball that fast.
How ya doing, buddy? "Who the hell do you think I am?!"
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