Dead Ninja

Dead Ninja

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A crazed ninja attacked a woman walking her dogs, chased her inside her home and was shot dead by her 68-year-old husband.

Sandra Phillips was walking her dogs Monday morning outside her California home when the ninja attacked.. After a brief struggle, she broke free and ran for the house.

The masked man followed Phillips, 64, into the house where her husband Louis opened fire on the ninja with a .357.

This is very surreal...

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Somehow I doubt that site has very much credibility.

Come on, just look at it and the surrounding news stories.

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The "ninja" who attacked an elderly California couple and got himself shot dead in the process has been identified.

David Edward Ferguson, 47, used to work for casino boss Lou Phillips.

And then he was fired from the Viejas casino on an Indian reservation east of San Diego.

Phillips took over the operation in the late 1990s and got rid of Ferguson, who was reportedly doing a lousy job as chief financial officer.

For six long years, Ferguson lived at his parents' house in San Diego, lost to his pathetic fantasies of revenge.

On Monday, those fantasies briefly became reality as Ferguson attacked the wife of his ex-boss.

Ferguson was bizarrely dressed in a ninja costume.

But when Ferguson burst into the Phillips' home, the man who fired him from the casino fired three shots from a .357 Magnum.

Ferguson was dead at the scene.

He had stalked the elderly couple for months.

“Ferguson was spotted in Healdsburg twice in the past six months,” the Healdsburg Press-Democrat reported tonight.

“Police said he brought flowers to the Ferguson home in September, apparently in an attempt to confirm their address. They filed a suspicious person report at the time.”

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More frightening than surreal.....

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That is really creepy, but I do have to question the credibility of it. But still surreal and yet really freaky at the same time should it actually be real.

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opened fire on the ninja with a .357

This proves that ninjas should stay history.
.357 is an overkill though. I hope that isn't the magnum.

I was speaking idiomatically.

It would be overkill, yes, but if it was the magnum that's a damn good gun to protect your house with.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

This story isn't real. Everybody knows that if it was, the ninja would have just reflected the bullets with his sword, and then proceed to kill the wife, the husband, and the dog.

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I checked for other news sites, and it seems it's true:

CBS Channel 5 San Francisco

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That is pretty awesome. Not many people can say they've killed a ninja.

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"So what. I killed a ninja last night"

Damn, that is awesome.

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Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII

This story isn't real. Everybody knows that if it was, the ninja would have just reflected the bullets with his sword, and then proceed to kill the wife, the husband, and the dog.

Yeah--but stupid was carrying a gun--not a sword.

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I'm just waiting for his apprentace to come and seek revenge on the guy with the gun.

"You killed my master, now i will avenge his soul, and appease the rage that-*gunshot*"

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Apparently a few of you are having difficulty distinguishing the difference between a man dressed as a ninja and an actual ninja.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by russ

Apparently a few of you are having difficulty distinguishing the difference between a man dressed as a ninja and an actual ninja.

That made me laugh right there Really random fake news if you ask me.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

No, I don't think so russ.
This is unmistakable. How can he not be a ninja? Tell me, HOW?

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Ninja have no need for BB guns and would use a cooler blade than a 3-inch retractable knife. Besides, what self-respecting ninja still lives in his parents' house?

How ya doing, buddy?

Real ninjas don't get photographed. They leave no evidence that there was actually a ninja there. I suspect one of my engineering professors to be a ninja. Once, our exam room was occupied by some other class and my class was waiting outside; the ninj--er, prof went in and proceeded to (and I can only imagine) kill everyone in the room but cleaned up the mess before any of us went in. It was crazy. It had to be.

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Originally Posted by russ

Apparently a few of you are having difficulty distinguishing the difference between a man dressed as a ninja and an actual ninja.

Really; why would any ninja want to go after two random people? I thought these ninjas had selection processes.

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No ninja would willfully be caught.

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Wow... the fact that I found this story on other, more credible news sites, simply says to me...

What a total idiot this guy was. Masquerading as a ninja to get revenge on the people that fired you. Like he wasn't going to get caught if he'd done it, because ninjas NEVER get caught.

This is almost as weird a story as that Kung Fu fight over tax returns. Good thread.

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Originally Posted by Jeff135

No ninja would willfully be caught.

But some fat middle management chump dressed as a ninja would.

I was speaking idiomatically.

Originally Posted by Admiral Amara

This is almost as weird a story as that Kung Fu fight over tax returns. Good thread.

Oh yeah, I remember that. Now that was fucking weird, way more than this was.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII

Oh yeah, I remember that. Now that was fucking weird, way more than this was.

That was an awesome thread. That was the one and only time I ever encountered Pang, and strangely, it was a great memory. I was nominated for the "Pangalin Sarcasm Award" in '05 for that thread. Didn't win, of course, but it was memorable.

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Wow. Hard to imagine a situation like this in almost any place. Although in Winnipeg we had a man hold up a McDonalds near here with a Samurai sword.

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Oh wow i forgot about that. I laughed so hard until i realized that it was serious. Then i didn't know what to think. It sounded hilarious, but kinda serious. If i remember correctly, it was a spectacular failure, right?

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