Uno, dos y tres

Due to my current obsession with Kingdom Hearts and having just finished the Agrabah level, I had a strange yearning to watch Aladdin again, and having done so, I found myself wondering what I would wish for if I had the great good fortune to stumble upon a genie of the lamp.

If I were a selfless little girl, I would wish for world peace, an end to poverty, and salvation for all....

BUT, since I am a self concerned and selfish whore, this is what I would wish for:

1) LOTS of money. This way, I could screw up my educational endeavors and do whatever I want and not have to worry about working to earn money to pay rent. Also, I could do a lot of globe trotting with hunks of cash...so a lot of money would be nice.

2) Perfect feet. I mean perfect in the sense that I don't have to have them corrected by orthotics. Walking for long distances kills my feet, even in tennis shoes, because I have low arches, and I can't wear flats or flip flops.

3) Death to all bugs. Insects, creepy crawlies, arachnia, whatever. I hate 'em all.

Actually, if I could, I would wish for more wishes...

What are your desires?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1 - Superb drawing skill. This is the one thing I really want to do but can never do.
2 - Like you, or us: Lots of money.
3 - I'll free the genie.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

1- Lots of money. It's basic stuffs.
2- Ability to fly
3- Get 3 more wishes

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

1. Play the guitar like Django Reinhardt.
2. Money, I guess. It's a shallow enough wish to land a spot on this list.
3. Turn back time to 1999. Things were good back then~

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

Originally Posted by cubed

3- Get 3 more wishes

Generally you're not allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with you or ask for more wishes.

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1. Enough money to be comfortable and not have to worry. I don't care about being able to swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck, but I would like to be able to clear my current debt (schooool~) and have enough left over.

2. Immortality would be nice. And I suppose it could just be in spirit, but still.

3. Clean up the world; this is actually selfish, as I basically want stuff to still be here while I'm immortal. No point in living forever when the world is Soylent Green: Redux.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1) World Peace. I sort of wonder just how idyllic the world would be if it U-turned right now. Maybe I should just wish for the non-existence of evil altogether.
2) The presence of magic in the world, and the ability to freely use it. No, not Harry Potter inspired, but moreso like a personal fantasy.
3) The ability to negate any of the last two wishes, should they turn out to not be as beneficial as initially prospected.

Of course, this is assuming they're not distorted like "world peace means no one on earth" or something like that.

FELIPE NO

Three wishes wouldn't that be nice.

I would have to say my three wishes would have to be are:

1.) To have enough money in which my fiance & I could live comfortably. I'm not looking to have so much money that I'll practically wouldn't know what to do with it. Just enough to have certain things I want without being so over-the-top.

2.) I would wish that my fiance and I would have super-powers. Since we hate ignorant shallow people so much. We'll just dish out our own form of punishment and take a lot of satisfaction from it.

3.) My third wish would be to see the human population go down from 6-7 billion people to like 500 million people or preferably less. I would like to see this planet live a little bit longer and would like to see more wild animals and more untouched wilderness.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1. Superb skills in drawing and painting. I've always wished for this, since I have many ideas but not the skills to draw.

2. Superb skills in music.

3. Endless amounts of money!

How ya doing, buddy?

Oho!

1. Have the ability to catch on to learning something instantly, or perfectly mimic someone. Could stretch from instrument usage down to martial arts and what-have-you or even off to finer stuff. I have a real achin' to do some things (ie: get better at welding), but that would leave with me straying off of my current path considerably. Being able to "skip a few steps" and master anything quickly would be fucking awesome =3

2. Sounds corny, but immortality would be nice, but with a sort of condition. Such as being able to cancel it out if I get bored of living Highlander-style~

3. Get a niiiice wide stretch of property (hundreds of acres daresay!) to myself for living. Have it somewhere that has relatively cool summers with nice and chilly winters. In addition to this, I'd like for the mountanous type setting to have shitloads of mineral, ore, and gem deposits. I probably wouldn't sell it, but I fucking love the idea of mining and digging up stuff =3 It's my ideal hobby. Africa or South America would be nice to visit for mining and what-have-you, but between wild-life and the pretty dangerous people in those places, I'd never set foot in them willingly.

So yeah. Pretty much :godmode: =D

There's nowhere I can't reach.

Originally Posted by Cellius

Generally you're not allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with you or ask for more wishes.

I hate those fontsize=1 conditions at the bottom of the contract.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

First wish: have my life mirror the plot of a Jean Claude Van Damme movie.
Second wish: a stout mule.
Third wish: a talking pastry.

Afterwards, I would write an autobiography. Subsequent to the success of the autobiography, I would direct and star in the film adaptation.

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?

1. I would have to wish for immortality. Or better yet, eternal youth. Ok, I stop aging at 21 and live forever and ever like that.
2. I would also wish for something like a batcave I guess. A secret place with lots of cool stuff in it that I can chill in.
3. 2 ton vat of Checkers' chili cheese fries.

I was speaking idiomatically.

1. The chance to direct anything I would ever want to direct
2. Vocal Range like King Diamond
3. Guitar skills like John Petrucci

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

1. being able to control time (stop, slow, fast forward, rewind, etc)
2. Immortality and I keep my youth but with the possibility of ending it when I want to (just in case I get bored or if the end of the world happen XD)
3. endless money I guess (to go with my immortality XD)

How ya doing, buddy?

Originally Posted by Cellius

Generally you're not allowed to wish for someone to fall in love with you or ask for more wishes.

With that in mind,

1. Play the saxophone like Charlie Parker. Why? Because it's SAXY!
2. Become a Godfather like in the movie, The Godfather, because I'm cool like that.
3. Own a private In-n-Out truck. It's just that good.

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

1. The ability to punch anyone in the face without suffering any consequences. No lie, that would be my first wish. It would be so nice to just punch that bastard talking on his phone in a movie theatre, and not have to worry about getting sued, arrested, or punched back.

2. To have Karma, and the idea of 'what goes around comes back around' be a law of physics, not just something that 'usually' happens. Seriously, too much bad stuff happens to good people, while the people who do shitty things to others usually gets away with it.

3. To be happy. This could be a tricky wish, because logicially, I could just be forced to be happy, no matter what shit happens to me. But in general, I want to know that in the end, I'll look back on my life and be content with it.

Jam it back in, in the dark.

1. A hard life, full of trials, and the strength of character to learn from them. Solomon's "wisdom" always seemed like a cop-out to me.

2. Compassion, such that it borders on magic. I want a person to understand and feel exactly as I do, and I want to be able to understand and feel the world as they do.

3. A job, a profession, an occupation, which would allow me to help other people. To change their lives, to make them better people, to make them happy to be themselves.

There's nowhere I can't reach.