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07-08 NFL Off-season Thread
With the combine days away, the NFL offseason is in full swing. Free agency opens in March, and already with the extended cap, many players have been resigned. Josh Brown, Asante Samuel, Charles Grant, and Cory Redding have all gotten tagged. Certain key free agents, such as Nate Clements or Leonard Davis, will be in high demand.
The combine starts this coming Monday and will be broadcast on the NFL Network, and the draft will follow in the last weekend of April. So who will capture the next Lombardi Trophy? Jam it back in, in the dark. |
Not the Eagles if we don't beef up the defense and let Stallworth walk. I only hope we can add some LB and d-line help through free agency, but that won't happen because we are cheap. Combine that with a bad free agent crop and that spells trouble.
I heard the Bucs want Calvin Johnson to fall to them. There's nowhere I can't reach.
THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE YOUR 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.
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It won't be the Patriots. They will look very much the same as they did last year, minus Corey Dillon (who is retiring), regardless of who they draft or sign. (Speaking of drafting, Chad Jackson tore his ACL against the Colts and will be out for a sizable portion of the season.)
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
I hope the Eagles keep Stallworth and Garcia. I don't get why you guys want Garcia since you have Simms. Unless he isn't healthy enough to start the season. I thought he was though.
The Eagles have a lot of top free agents. We have the #1 ranked WR free agent, a top 3 corner free agent with Rod Hood who is very good. We have Michael Lewis who is a very good safety if used right. Quintin Mikell who is a very good backup safety and could start for some teams. Also we have Juqua Thomas a young defensive end that finally broke out last year. So a lot of Eagles players will be targeted. As for the draft I want a linebacker, defensive end or a safety. Patrick Willis, Paul Posluszny at LB, maybe Landry from LSU at safety. How ya doing, buddy?
THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE YOUR 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.
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In completely relevant news, Mike Tomlin is (allegedly!) moving in about three blocks from my house.
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Well, looks like the Broncos will be attending another funeral. And they will need to find another back up running back.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slu...v=ap&type=lgns How ya doing, buddy? |
Quite a few things so far this offseason.
Jamal Lewis (RB) of the Baltimore Ravens, Brad Johnson (QB) of the Minnesota Vikings, Joey Porter (LB) of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Drew Bledsoe (QB) of the Dallas Cowboys, Keenan McCardell (WR) of the San Diego Chargers, and Joe Horn (WR) of the New Orleans Saints are among the notable cuts so far. Also, Dre' Bly (CB) of the Detroit Lions was traded to the Denver Broncos for Tatum Bell (RB), George Foster (OT), and a fifth round pick. Article discussing some of the offseason moves What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Well, all I can say is I'm going to miss "The Kick". It's been a good run, Joey. Best of luck, man.
Jam it back in, in the dark. ![]() |
Fuck you Jake Plummer.
![]() In other news, Nate Clements signs an 8 year/80 million dollar deal with the 49ers. San Francisco also nabbed Michael Lewis, the former Eagles safety, for some significant cap space (dont recall offhand). Moss may be traded soon to the Packers, and to further fuck the Raiders in their vaginas... Spoiler:
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
I don't think Jeff is going to be a good fit in Tampa. The only reason he was good here was because he was in a perfect system with coaches he knew and the Eagles have a top 3 offensive line in the NFL. I think that was the only real way he could be successful. Otherwise just look at him in Detroit or Cleveland. I don't think he'll be BAD in Tampa, but if I were Gruden I'd start Simms and continue to develop him. Garcia will start though. You don't have a 37 year old QB 5 mil a year to be a backup.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
THE PHILADELPHIA PHILLIES ARE YOUR 2008 WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS.
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It'll be an open training camp competition for the starting job, since Gruden knows it means his ass this time around. Garcia actually fits perfectly here as well, look at how Rich Gannon thrived in Oakland under the same system in place. Our offensive line needs improvement, but we also need to run the ball much more. In week one, we gave Cadillac 8 carries, and continued to make him a non-factor for the remainder of the year, never establishing a running attack.
I was speaking idiomatically. |
Looks like the Patriots front office isn't fooling around anymore, picking up Sammy Morris, Wes Welker, Kyle Brady (making one wonder if he and Tom will don initial letters on their namebars next season) and Adalius Thomas. Apparently (according to ESPN), Bill Belichick would entertain having ballhog, whiner and all-around bag-of-douche Randy Moss on the team. No thanks.
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
A couple of names being thrown around:
-Joe Horn (Saints) signed with the Falcons, which gives them a veteran wide-out. -Jamal Lewis (Ravens) signed a one-year deal with the Cleveland Browns. -Countering the loss of Lewis, the Ravens trade 3 draft picks ('07 3rd, 7th; '08 3rd) for Willis McGahee of the Buffalo Bills. -Dolphins sign Joey Porter (Steelers) to a five-year deal, and also pick up kicker Jay Feely (Giants). -Patrick Kerney (Falcons) signed a six-year deal with Seattle. A very eventful off-season, with a draft coming up that should add to the amount of cash throwing. FELIPE NO |
Lance Briggs is turning down over 7 million dollars...
Spoiler:
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
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Well, Vince Young and the Titans are doomed. The stud QB will be on the cover of Madden 08.
There's nowhere I can't reach. |