12 Scanned Fried Eggs

by: Jorge Negrotti

http://www.egocrew.com/12huevosfritos/

Enjoy.

How ya doing, buddy?

I uh. Don't get it.

Is this supposed to be poetic? Artistic?

There's nowhere I can't reach.

its suppoed to ruin ur scanner
what a waste of eggs
and a scanner

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

As if no one has ever put stupid shit in their scanner before; why should eggs be so different?

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Mmm. He cooked those eggs just the way I like em. Drippy and barely cooked.

I was speaking idiomatically.

so....... is there a point?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?

It's "art" so techincally it doesn't have to have an immediately noticeable point. Anyway this guy is probably one of those faggy performance artists, the kind that gets paid huge money to pee on the audience.

FELIPE NO

Or chew on paper.

(seriously, at out local art gallery, there was a video put on repeat of a woman chewing on copius amounts of paper and sptting it onto a wire frame, and this was supposed to be a main attaction. I thought it was kinda gross.)

I just don't understand art anymore

What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?

Where in Canada do you live?

Jam it back in, in the dark.

Hmmm....that's interesting...eggs...good stuff.
Some of those pics are actually pretty cool, just for being scanned in eggs.

There's nowhere I can't reach.

That's certainly unique, but I really don't find this the least bit interesting, let alone humorous or entertaining. That guy's going to soil his scanner.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.

I like my eggs fried... rather then scanned

How ya doing, buddy?

That's a pretty damned nice website for showing a bunch of eggs. The main joke for me was how seriously he presented a bunch of eggs. :P

And for people who didn't watch the "making of" slideshow, he puts the egg in between sheets of clear plastic before putting them into the scanner.

I was speaking idiomatically.