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Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer
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Old Dec 14, 2006, 10:24 PM #1 of 16
Wisconsin Man Runs Over, Eats Seven-Legged Transgendered Deer

Ah, Fox News - the height of great journalism.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html

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Old Dec 14, 2006, 10:47 PM Local time: Dec 14, 2006, 08:47 PM #2 of 16
Dude, wtf. That's just messed. I wish I knew what it looked like when it ran with it's seven legs. That would've been a sight to see.

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Old Dec 14, 2006, 11:09 PM Local time: Dec 14, 2006, 08:09 PM #3 of 16
Someone posted this link in chat, and I was cracking up. Hicks are so crazy.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
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Old Dec 14, 2006, 11:41 PM Local time: Dec 14, 2006, 10:41 PM #4 of 16
In before Pulitzer~

I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body?
Hey, maybe you should try that thing Chie was talking about.

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Old Dec 14, 2006, 11:43 PM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 04:43 AM #5 of 16
Hicks are crazy indeed, and so are industrial pollutants that cause all that shit.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Dec 14, 2006, 11:51 PM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 05:51 AM #6 of 16
That is well and truely strange. Bit urgh that he ate it but I guess a deer is a deer right.

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Old Dec 15, 2006, 07:53 AM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 10:23 AM #7 of 16
is the springfield nuclear power plant leaking again?

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Old Dec 15, 2006, 08:59 AM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 10:29 AM #8 of 16
I was just reading about this story on a different site! man that is messed up, poor deer must have been harrassed since he was a fawn...

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Old Dec 15, 2006, 10:33 AM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 09:33 AM #9 of 16
Originally Posted by Balcony Heckler
is the springfield nuclear power plant leaking again?
Ha, that fish popped up in my head when I read this article too. Eating it was some hardcore shit, too.

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Dec 15, 2006, 11:26 AM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 10:26 AM #10 of 16
Heh, interesting. Seems like having one or two extra legs would be believable, but having three extra legs is very impressive, and having it be transgendered to boot - must be the next step of evolution. Self-replicating 7-legged deer. =o

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Old Dec 15, 2006, 12:13 PM #11 of 16
Originally Posted by OctoberOmicron
Ha, that fish popped up in my head when I read this article too. Eating it was some hardcore shit, too.
a year or so back, someone really did catch a trout with two mouths.

This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it.
Hold on just one second....when I signed up for life, this was not what I was expecting. Can I get a refund?
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Old Dec 15, 2006, 12:23 PM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 05:23 PM #12 of 16
I think the problem is caused by a fault in the Hox genes, it's pretty disturbing. I doubt the guy would have been harmed by eating it, although i'd have hoped his natural instincts would have made him think twice about it.

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Old Dec 15, 2006, 12:46 PM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 10:46 AM #13 of 16
I see this being Ripley's Believe It Or Not fodder for years to come.

I was speaking idiomatically.
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Old Dec 15, 2006, 12:46 PM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 10:46 AM #14 of 16
I want to see more pics! This is fucking crazy.

Oh and I love Fox New's tagline. "We Report. You Decide." So you're only going to tell us part of the story and we make up the rest?

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?
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Old Dec 15, 2006, 01:25 PM Local time: Dec 15, 2006, 12:25 PM #15 of 16
Yes, you use your imagination to think up what the deer would look like.

I demand MS Paint representations. We'll called this Transgendered Freak "Bambi."

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