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Punch-Out for the Wii!
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The problem with a potential Balance Board Punch-Out!! is that it will be hard for me to throw punches while staying on the board and maintaining the stance I want to keep in the game itself. Not to mention I'll have to fight the urge to step off the board and actually move around.
Still, a new Punch-Out!! would be nice to see. Most amazing jew boots |
Woo! It's about time for another Punch Out!! I would spend hours playing Super Punch Out!! What the Wii Punch Out needs, though, other than somewhat cartoony graphics and simple gameplay is the same disregard for political correctness that it had in making PO!! and SPO!! The reason why the game was so fun wasn't only because you get to beat the shit out of stuff but also because you got to see how each character was colorful in his own unique sort of way. They lampooned everyone from the Japanese to the Italians.
I say they need to have stationary controls, like classic gamepad or GC controller and they MUST include a multiplayer function. The only con to the original two Punch Out games was the inability to beat the shit out of your friends too. The downside to playing a multiplayer match would be choosing characters, which would turn the game from a cartoony boxing game to a fighting game because I'm sure no one wants to beat each other using the exact same characters. It'd get old fast. I hope they don't feel obligated to make the game full 3D. Part of the charm of the original games was the cartoony graphics, and I'm not sure they'll be able to render that in similar style using 3D graphics. How ya doing, buddy?
"Nine killed her! Nine shall die! Nine eternities in doom!" --Anton Phibes, The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
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So essentially we have to buy Wii Fit or at least the balance board first, and then dick around with it to where we learn how to kill ourselves moving from and dodging punches. Not only this, the boxing game in Wii Sports was already sluggish and somewhat uncontrollable to begin with. But to tie those controls to an actual Punch Out!! game?
I'd like to say I'm excited, I really do. At the same time however, I smell another Power Glove fiasco in the making with all these peripherals involved. I hope to God there's some kind of alternate control method involved. If the peripherals actually made the gameplay smooth enough I wouldn't care, but I don't see it happening. I was speaking idiomatically. |
It's going to take some getting used to on the Wii balance board. One of the things you're not supposed to do on the balance board is jump on it, so I hope the dodging and ducking doesn't require you to get off the board in order to dodge. If this is a game where I need to use quick movements to dodge, then that poor board is going to die real quick.
Since this seems to be a Nintendo exclusive, why not have Mario play the role of referee again? What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
The boxing thing in Wii Fit is actually handled extremely well, so I hope (and kinda expect) it's based off that. It works with stepping off the board forward or backward, quite clever stuff really. When I played it I actually thought it would make a pretty decent full game, so if they handle it well, it could very well be something I'll get.
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What, you don't want my bikini-clad body?
"Nine killed her! Nine shall die! Nine eternities in doom!" --Anton Phibes, The Abominable Dr. Phibes (1971)
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Hey, there's some conference in Japan and some video with lots of games in it (like 5 seconds of each game).
Video with lots of games in it. Images taken from video. Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Holy shit, lots of games in that clip I want to know more about.
And the animation in Punch-Out is fucking AMAZING. There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Who the fuck cares about Punch Out? Was that a sequel to Another Code?!
Anyway, that Punch-out clip looks hilarious and awesome-lookin'. Definitely a game on my must-probably-buy list. This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
I think of more interest from the Nintendo conference so far is the new model DS and the release of SD cards for the Wii. I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
They've pretty much nailed the look of the characters, but I hope the ring isn't always that dark! I was speaking idiomatically. |
My gut churns when I have see Shin has replied to a thread concerning Nintendo. This one wasn't too bad though, there were some positive points, although they're thinly veiled insults, but hey.
Still it's Punch-Out, whether I'm pushing a button or swinging my arms, it's still a whole lot of fun. Assuming they don't somehow totally break the game, this is a purchase for me. How ya doing, buddy? |
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Gametrailers has the debut trailer up, animation looks rad.
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Looks good! Awesome saxophone! Does anyone know who is developing this?
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Yeah, hopefully the spectators aren't too cast out
There's nowhere I can't reach. |
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Is this chap supposed to be Glass Joe? How ya doing, buddy? |
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I think it's Glass Joe, when you give him the K.O. punch he spews out French Croissants and Glass Joe was French. The other dude looks like Von Kaiser. I was speaking idiomatically. |
Yeah, Von Kaiser and King Hippo are pretty identifiable. I wonder if they'd keep Mike Tyson in there, or put in whoever's the world heavyweight champion in the game.
I was unsure whether the fellow was Glass Joe or Don Flamenco, really. What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
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I have no interest in this. It looks like a remake to me. I've played Punch-Out a hundred times, why do I need to play a remake? I wish they would do something new with it, there is a lot of potential of great new stuff, but it doesn't appear they are going for anything new with this.
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You have obviously never played Punch-Out.
The added feature of punching people using the remote is an improvement, because you then look LESS stupid for making the punching motion anyway. Seriously, it's Punch-Out. SERIOUSLY. What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
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