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Man survives attempted murder in his sleep!
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Old Jun 28, 2007, 05:37 AM Local time: Jun 28, 2007, 10:37 AM 1 #1 of 11
Man survives attempted murder in his sleep!

How bizarre is this story

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6246800.stm

A bullet has been removed from behind the right ear of a US man who went to hospital complaining of a headache.
Michael Moylan, 45, from the state of Florida, is quoted as saying he had woken up with a headache so severe he thought it was caused by an aneurysm.

His wife, April, took him to hospital but left when the bullet was found. She was arrested later over the shooting, but said it was an accident.

Mr Moylan remains in hospital in a stable condition.

A gun was discovered during a search of his house, along with blood-stained rags.

According to the Palm Beach Post newspaper's website, Mr Moylan and his wife gave conflicting accounts to police throughout the day.

Mrs Moylan told police she had returned to the house from the hospital to check if there were any signs that her husband had been shot from outside the building.

Mr Moylan had told police no weapons were held at the house, the paper says.

He reportedly told police he had woken up with a headache and asked his wife if she had elbowed him in the head while he slept.








Can't believe his wife tried to cap him in his sleep, lol she must of thought he was dead and was half way out the door with all the money and possessions, only to hear him stumbling out of bed in the morning.

Jam it back in, in the dark.



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Old Jun 28, 2007, 08:01 AM Local time: Jun 28, 2007, 11:01 PM #2 of 11
First of all, how bad is this lady's shot? (Now this is the sort of person we need in an army!)

That is a bizarre and perplexing story.

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...along with blood-stained rags.
What exactly does this suggest? His wife shot him and then had second thoughts and tried to mend his wounds? Or perhaps she wanted to "clean him up" to avoid suspicion? o.0" I'm awful at this sort of stuff, mind you.

So, ultimately, it looks like you aren't even safe while sleeping, of all moments. It seems you can get a cap busted in your ear if your not careful! I think I'll wear earmuffs to bed from now on...bullet-proof earmuffs!

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Old Jun 28, 2007, 08:05 AM Local time: Jun 28, 2007, 01:05 PM #3 of 11
Next time you have an arguement with the wife, forget about sleeping on the couch, book a hotel in another state until she cools down.

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Old Jun 28, 2007, 04:07 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2007, 03:07 PM #4 of 11
Haha, WTF? Why didn't she just shoot his ass again? I'd like to see how this all turns out.

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Old Jun 28, 2007, 04:40 PM #5 of 11
Did anyone actually read the entire article? His wife accidently shot him when she thought she heard burgulars in the house. I guess she was too scared to tell him.

Then again, maybe she really did wanted to kill him, but if that was the case, why didn't she shoot again?

I was speaking idiomatically.




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Old Jun 28, 2007, 04:48 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2007, 09:48 PM #6 of 11
Did anyone actually read the entire article? His wife accidently shot him when she thought she heard burgulars in the house. I guess she was too scared to tell him.

Then again, maybe she really did wanted to kill him, but if that was the case, why didn't she shoot again?
They keep updating the page ao alot more information has been added since i orginally posted. Funny as shit though, glad he's alive to tell the tale.

What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now?



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Old Jun 28, 2007, 05:13 PM #7 of 11
Ah, my mistake then.

The story seems pretty suspicious. It says in the article now that the husband and the wife gave conflicting info when questioned by police, and both are convicted felons. HMMMM...

If she shot him accidently shot him, then she should not bear firearms if she can't handle them right.

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Old Jun 28, 2007, 11:50 PM Local time: Jun 28, 2007, 09:50 PM #8 of 11
If she accidentally shot him, why didn't she call an ambulance?

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Old Jun 29, 2007, 02:15 AM Local time: Jun 29, 2007, 12:15 AM #9 of 11
If she accidentally shot him, why didn't she call an ambulance?
Embaressment?

Jam it back in, in the dark.
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Old Jun 29, 2007, 02:19 AM Local time: Jun 29, 2007, 02:19 AM #10 of 11
Maybe she figured a funeral was cheaper than a visit to the emergency room.

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Old Jun 29, 2007, 02:46 AM #11 of 11
This is going to be on CSI (pick one)--I just know it.

[sarcasm]She ran because the bullet proved that they owned a gun illegally--not that she shot him. Blood-stained rags? Hey, sometimes a woman has to improvise....[/sarcasm]

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