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Man survives attempted murder in his sleep!
How bizarre is this story
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/6246800.stm A bullet has been removed from behind the right ear of a US man who went to hospital complaining of a headache. Michael Moylan, 45, from the state of Florida, is quoted as saying he had woken up with a headache so severe he thought it was caused by an aneurysm. His wife, April, took him to hospital but left when the bullet was found. She was arrested later over the shooting, but said it was an accident. Mr Moylan remains in hospital in a stable condition. A gun was discovered during a search of his house, along with blood-stained rags. According to the Palm Beach Post newspaper's website, Mr Moylan and his wife gave conflicting accounts to police throughout the day. Mrs Moylan told police she had returned to the house from the hospital to check if there were any signs that her husband had been shot from outside the building. Mr Moylan had told police no weapons were held at the house, the paper says. He reportedly told police he had woken up with a headache and asked his wife if she had elbowed him in the head while he slept. Can't believe his wife tried to cap him in his sleep, lol she must of thought he was dead and was half way out the door with all the money and possessions, only to hear him stumbling out of bed in the morning. Jam it back in, in the dark.
Last edited by The Furious One; Jun 28, 2007 at 07:22 AM.
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First of all, how bad is this lady's shot? (Now this is the sort of person we need in an army!)
That is a bizarre and perplexing story.
So, ultimately, it looks like you aren't even safe while sleeping, of all moments. It seems you can get a cap busted in your ear if your not careful! I think I'll wear earmuffs to bed from now on...bullet-proof earmuffs! There's nowhere I can't reach. |
Next time you have an arguement with the wife, forget about sleeping on the couch, book a hotel in another state until she cools down.
This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |
Haha, WTF? Why didn't she just shoot his ass again? I'd like to see how this all turns out.
I am a dolphin, do you want me on your body? |
Did anyone actually read the entire article? His wife accidently shot him when she thought she heard burgulars in the house. I guess she was too scared to tell him.
Then again, maybe she really did wanted to kill him, but if that was the case, why didn't she shoot again? I was speaking idiomatically. ![]() |
What kind of toxic man-thing is happening now? |
Ah, my mistake then.
The story seems pretty suspicious. It says in the article now that the husband and the wife gave conflicting info when questioned by police, and both are convicted felons. HMMMM... If she shot him accidently shot him, then she should not bear firearms if she can't handle them right. FELIPE NO |
If she accidentally shot him, why didn't she call an ambulance?
What, you don't want my bikini-clad body? |
Jam it back in, in the dark.
"You can't win, Pilate. If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine."-Jesus
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Maybe she figured a funeral was cheaper than a visit to the emergency room.
There's nowhere I can't reach.
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This is going to be on CSI (pick one)--I just know it.
[sarcasm]She ran because the bullet proved that they owned a gun illegally--not that she shot him. Blood-stained rags? Hey, sometimes a woman has to improvise....[/sarcasm] This thing is sticky, and I don't like it. I don't appreciate it. |