boring co-workers
 

The guy who shares an office with me at work is one of the most boring people ever. When we're not busy he watches old football games on youtube, talks about his realty deals on his cell, or attempts to ask me about video games since he hasn't played anything since SNES. He's also completely computer illiterate and expresses great wonder at my "extensive computer knowledge" because I can alter the formatting on a Word document. Frequently when he finishes a sentence he exhales loudly through his nose.

Discuss.

The ladies I work with wear high-waisted floral-printed capri pants, clip coupons and frequently forward emails featuring cats and dogs napping together on various household furniture items. One of them has a mullet.

holy crap I can't even imagine the mind-numbing exchanges that must take place between them.

I'm 16, work from home coding PHP, and make $20 an hour.

I win.