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God vs. Darwin : does this have to be so bad?
Every scientist almost, believes in Darwin's Theory of evolution, which states that men are descended from primates.
note: the scientific and extremely technical definition of primate is (according to my science teacher): Any mammal with an opposable thumb. Every Christian almost, believes in God creating the world about 10-6 thousand years ago. note: according to Usser (I think that's his name) the world was created in in winter or fall in 4004 BC. And as we all know, the two groups have a knock-down-drag-out in every state that has a church and so far, no one is winning. And we all know that both sides are being jerks about the whole thing. My purpose in this thread is to prove that the two don't have to fight. Quote:
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I would be a jerk about something I believed in. Is this even in the right place?
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You guys are all just silly. Our universe is actually contained within the vacuous skull cavity of an incomprehensibly large, blonde airhead of a woman. In the universe outside of our "universe", there are many other "universes" located within the vacuous skull cavities of various other of these incomprehensibly large, human-like beings. The laws of physics beyond the confines of our "universe" are also beyond our comprehension. I mean haven't you ever wondered why space is so dark? It is because our universe is located inside of an enclosed structure. Didn't you guys learn all of this in cult - I mean church?
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I am shunting this thread to the Political Palace, where the mods more experienced in that forum's sensibilities may determine if this should be closed.
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We most certainly do not need another one of these, thank you.
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