Recipes using a mortar and pestle
 

It's the dawn of the agricultural revolution and I'm a young batchelor in a hovel somewhere in Eurasia so I'd like to get grinding some good gunja thx

What would I buy at Wal mart for a dollar you ask?

Grind some Ritalin. Druggies love snortin' the crap.

Insert Oblivion reference here.

I call it ground toast. It consists of toast and a grinding device.

Enjoy. It is delicious.

I'd say I'm closing it for being a joke thread, but it's not even funny.