Guitarists look here...
 

Even for those of you not familiar with John Petrucci's work, you may find this laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKMYe...page=2&t=t&f=b

Have a look at 3, 2 & 1 too.

I appreciate the ancient Chinese oak bit.

um...... yeah it's all true.

lol, whatever, it was mildly funny. I don't really think people who don't know Petrucci's work will find this funny though.

Yeah, there's a little insider stuff in it too, that's from Petrucci's Rock Discipline video, btw.

To anyone who kinda doesn't get it, these guys make so much custom stuff it really is a pain in the ass to replicate their sounds. This shit is about as close to real as it is silly.

Damn it do we need millions of dollors worth of equipment to do anything right!!??

too bad #3 was deleted, i had quite a laugh

The thing that really annoyed me about this was that it was clearly a pitch-shifted 14 year old kid who recorded it. I thought the jokes about the pickups and the dial that controls the Earth's revolutions were pretty good, though.

#4 was somewhat funny but #1 and #2 weren't funny. The negative themes and language in #1 and #2 also help give the plot away.