I need a shitty video card
 

I made a thread about this before the crash but I never got a definite answer. The computer I need this for is a SFF Shuttle PC. I need a shitty card with these shitty specs:

-No fan (i'll take a card with a fan if it's easy to get a heatsink for it)
-Dual dvi (no vga)
-AGP
-Nvidia would be nice, but i'll take ati if I must

This computer is built for web design and low noise. No games! I guess the shittier the better. I don't want to spend a lot of money on this thing.

LOL. They only get soooo shitty...

This is the cheapest video card I could find with dual-DVI. But it has a fan.

Basically, if you want dual-DVI, cheap, and fanless, you are SOL.

You could go dual-DVI, fanless, expensive /or/ cheap, fanless, and VGA&DVI.

I second that recommendation.
I was about to suggest a Geforce 2 before I saw the DVI requirement =p

http://www.newegg.com/Product/Produc...82E16814102580

this is the only no-fan, agp, dual-dvi card i can find. it's expensive.

I think that you'll probably just have to remove the built-in fan and mount your own passive heatsink. Or you could always just snip the wires on a videocards fan and hope that it can idle safely.