SPANISH isn´t that hard....
 

There's always something to learn or to try, many times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know speak Spanish, we'll be helpful in your learning. For an instance, we took from it some common phrases, just try and you're gonna see the difference and how easy is to speak Spanish.

01. Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have dinner

02. N L C John = En el sillon = on the armchair

03. Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man

04. Who and see to seek ago = Juancito se cago = Little John is a chickenshit (or shit in himself)

05. S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind of sad.

06. Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags

07. Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.

08. As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.

09. The head the star mall less stan dough = deje de estar molestando = stop bugging me.

10. See eye = si hay = yes we have

11. T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?

12. T N S L P P B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso = you have an erection.

13. Tell o boy ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar = I'm going to insert it in you

14. Mist I web Jan dow = Me estay hueviando= Are you "messin" with me?

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