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NYRSkate May 31, 2006 03:56 PM

Give me a hand, will you? And him, and him too.
 
http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapc....ap/index.html

Is that some freaky shit, or what? What would you do if you could jack off and shoot a basketball at the same time? (Or some other usage for the third arm, that'd be the first thing I tried, probably)

Gechmir May 31, 2006 04:00 PM

For some reason, I predicted this child would've been from China. All sortsa freaky births from there.

His two left arms are useless. Plus he's short a kidney. And might have a curved back later on.

It's more of a pain than a blessing =(

Edit -- Creepy looking on the video.

Gechmir May 31, 2006 04:03 PM

Well, Dev, then we'd get into an even smaller percentile -- good cosplayers. We'd need about 2,000 more of him to produce a good version of Goro or Kintaro =(

Rockgamer May 31, 2006 04:52 PM

I was actually thinking he was halfway there to being Doppleganger from Spider-Man.

But yeah, it sucks that he can't use either of his left arms. I mean, you get lucky enough to get two of them, and you can't use either? Even if they both worked though, I wonder if they would have let him keep both of them.

Mucknuggle May 31, 2006 05:16 PM

His parents need to lay off of the DNA altering whatever it is that they're doing that caused this. I feel bad for the kid. Three arms, one works and two cause pain. Plus a bunch of other serious problems.

Weapon May 31, 2006 07:02 PM

Seems like he'll have to keep the 3rd arm for a while until they could figure out what to do. Is realy too bad they don't function...who knows perhaps later he might be able to use them. He responds to them when touched so they aren't COMPLETELY dead.

YO PITTSBURGH MIKE HERE May 31, 2006 07:16 PM

The human incarnate of Avalokiteśvara.

Dhsu May 31, 2006 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NYRSkate
Is that some freaky shit, or what? What would you do if you could jack off and shoot a basketball at the same time? (Or some other usage for the third arm, that'd be the first thing I tried, probably)

It's only fitting for the third arm to balance the third leg.

eriol33 May 31, 2006 09:53 PM

Hmm, the third hand should be removed, or he will have trouble getting spouse in future.

Furby Jun 1, 2006 04:11 AM

I think that was would be kind of cool... Having 2 left arms, i would never have trouble carrying things..

I bet he will rock as a waiter.

Grubdog Jun 1, 2006 04:42 AM

Whoa, someone get this kid a guitar! Aw damn... if only all his arms worked. If they get all his arms fully functioning that'll be a breakthrough worth talking about!

Dee Jun 1, 2006 02:30 PM

It would be pretty sweet to play piano if all worked. Think of what he can do!

Dhsu Jun 1, 2006 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by eriol
Hmm, the third hand should be removed, or he will have trouble getting spouse in future.

Not if he marries the three-breasted chick in Total Recall.

The Wise Vivi Jun 1, 2006 08:32 PM

That is definitely different. I would have to agree, I am not surprised that this would come from China. Lots of different people, chemicals, environments... anything could happen.

werepandamike Jun 2, 2006 10:51 PM

Oh, that video is really creepy. Poor kid.
It would be awesome if all three arms were fully funtional, though. Then it really wouldn't be a bad thing at all (aside from being ostracised by everyone around you).


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