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Rock and Roll McDonalds!!!
Any Wesley Willis fans out there in gamingforceland? I was recently introduced to his stuff while drinking a few weekends back. The dude was insane! A friend of mine met him in person and received the infamous head-butt. The most awesome aspect of Willis' music is that I usually only hear it when I'm screwed up enough for it to make a sort of weird sense. Nothing like being out of your mind rocking out to Rock and Roll McDonalds or Cut the Mullet.
Here are the lyrics to Rock and Roll McDonalds for those that are unfamiliar. McDonalds is the place to rock It is a restaurant where they buy food to eat It is a good place to listen to the music People flock here to get down to the rock music Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds McDonalds will make you fat They serve Big Macs They serve Quarter-Pounders They will put pounds on you Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds McDonalds hamburgers are the worst They are worse than Burger King A Big Mac has 26 grams of fat A Quarter-Pounder has 28 grams of fat Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Rock and Roll McDonalds Wheaties, breakfast of champions I have a feeling that this shit is headed to the sewers! :edgarrock: |
Those are some of the funniest, most out-of place lyrics I've read in awhile. A+ for being totally random.
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The year 2000 called, it wants it's shitty thread about a dead artist back
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You forgot his sign-off!
"Rock over London; rock on, Chicago." My favorite song of his is probably "I Wupped Batman's Ass." I also love the live E.P. he did with his rock band, The Wesley Willis Fiasco. I was actually really sad when he died. His music is funny as hell, but I really do think his albums and artwork were a huge achievement for someone with his mental condition and upbringing. |
I'm a big Willis fan myself. It's a shame that most people only see him as a joke. If you want a punk rock aesthetic though, you can't do better than Wesley. He absolutely embodied the genre.
My favourite song would have to be They Threw Me Out Of Church. |
Anal Cunt is more random than this.
BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB BEING A COBBLER IS DUMB |
This was the first thing that popped into my head when I was reading those lyrics:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php The scary thing is, I think in some weird way the McDonalds song made some sense to me. |
Could of at least hooked us up with a sound byte.
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http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...=glance&n=5174
A few sound bytes from Amazon. Anal Cunt has nothing on the genius of this guy. His awesomeness is based on actual insanity. Lehah, if you have nothing to contribute, then don't post. I hope the ghost of Willis haunts your dreams and an astral head butt knocks you the fuck out. |
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Well, you did go there. But just know, you can never go back once you go black. :(
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Go tell the barber you're sick of looking like an asshole.
I love Willis' stuff. Some of the ones I found the funniest: Cut the Mullet I Whooped Batman's Ass Alanis Morrisette Suck a Cheetah's Dick Wow, I've gotta re-acquire some of his songs, they're just too much. |
I was driving down the road the other day, and somebody's car was BLARING "Rock and Roll McDonalds". I could hear it clearly from almost forty feet away. I almost pissed myself laughing, and I could see other people pointing and hear them laughing as well. Funny stuff.
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His songs are hilarious. I particularly like:
Arnold Schwarzeneggar The Vultures Ate My Dead Ass Up |
His work is interesting and he was one of the better Outsider musicians when he was alive.
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