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Seris May 1, 2006 08:47 PM

"How many keyboards does this kid go through?"
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee18v...azy%20%20Owned

Even though he's faking most of that BLIND FURY, the fact that he's screaming german gibberish makes it kind of funny.

(That and he's retarded)

I poked it and it made a sad sound May 1, 2006 09:34 PM

You know, I hate to admit this, but I get THAT hysterical about 3 times a year. I will do almost EXACTLY what he is doing and go absolutely BATSHIT insane.

I will DESTROY shit just in blind RAGE.

I kinda wish I could record myself. I know he's playing it up, and after 3 minutes of raging like this kid, I would have to work to keep the energy level up. But let me TELL you. I have DEFINITELY gotten this fucking insane over stupid shit before.

Just never a video game. Like UT. God. What a stupid thing to get angry at.

Rockgamer May 1, 2006 09:57 PM

I was laughing a lot at first, but by the end of the video it just wasn't funny anymore. It was just plain sad. Retarded or not, that kid needs to get some fucking help. But at least I know how DBZ dubbed into German sounds like now.

(I'm also wondering why the hell someone just happens to be recording that.)

Fjordor May 1, 2006 10:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII
(I'm also wondering why the hell someone just happens to be recording that.)

Its called "staged."


This was actually only funny for the first 5 seconds. Then it got infuriating.
I am impressed that he managed to do that for however long he did though (I stopped watching at about 45 seconds).

daxy May 2, 2006 08:03 AM

Yup thats some fakey germanish rage.

I wonder that even if it's staged (and it probably is) why would you record it and send it across the internet?

Is that like some :" I vant to bee famoos german aktoor sso I record myself being very very angry ja supa."

Koneko May 2, 2006 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RockgamerXIII
(I'm also wondering why the hell someone just happens to be recording that.)
Quote:

Originally Posted by Fjordor
Its called "staged."



My husband, friends and I saw the video a while back and we figured if it wasn't staged, mom and dad hid a camera to find out while the keyboard kept breaking...

Also, one of my friends speaks German and says the kid was yelling stuff like "Go faster!" and "I want to play!" There was also something about 'Starcraft' being yelled.

nazpyro May 2, 2006 06:13 PM

"EHUEuhEuheuheuhehu"

O_O

I smashed a baby after watching this.

Spike May 2, 2006 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nazpyro
I smashed a baby after watching this.

That's not nice.

Foxfire Inferno May 4, 2006 04:44 PM

This definetely ventures on being funny, disturbing, and sad at the same time. My condolences to the keyboard.

Dinner May 4, 2006 05:43 PM

What a freak. I've seen that video before, but it was a lot shorter and didn't have subtitles. What a crazy nut case that kid is. I know I've felt like yelling when I get killed online, (I'm assuming he was playing online :S) but holy crap he needs help. I like how he really wants to play UT but keeps calling it a shit game..

Synthesis May 4, 2006 06:16 PM

That's what happens when you try to play online multiplayer using a Dell. Those screams seemed too over-the-top to me. I have to agree in that it was staged.

russ May 4, 2006 06:48 PM

Is this a parody of the raging Halo kid?

guyinrubbersuit May 5, 2006 01:41 AM

Reminds me of that Rainbow Six 3 spoiled brat child who wanted some motherfuckin chocolate milk.

That's just...pathetic really. That kid needs some good disclipine and maybe a straight jacket.

Leknaat May 5, 2006 02:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guyinrubbersuit
Reminds me of that Rainbow Six 3 spoiled brat child who wanted some motherfuckin chocolate milk.

Wait...Is that the one where he's yelling at his mom, and it's coming through the game?

"You promised me!"

That one?

DJ Gear May 5, 2006 12:09 PM

Oh man, that chocolate milk kid is classic. The german kid scared me more than anything, especially with the impossibly high-pitched screeching sound he makes. It's scary.

Shenlon May 5, 2006 08:58 PM

That was a fake right ~_~
I can't imagine anybody being that insane. That kid needed a blow to the head for being so spoiled.
Gah, how I hope he gets beat up.

Sepharite May 5, 2006 11:17 PM

Why do I have a sudden urge to kill Jews?

(Hilarious video, btw)

Paco May 10, 2006 01:19 PM

I know that this is most likely staged, but I have actually done something like this myself.

Why would I do something like that, you ask? Well, I was having a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad acid trip when I was in high school, that's why. That and my victims were a SNES controller and a television.

Hilarious video though. :p

ramoth May 10, 2006 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sassafrass
You know, I hate to admit this, but I get THAT hysterical about 3 times a year. I will do almost EXACTLY what he is doing and go absolutely BATSHIT insane.

I will DESTROY shit just in blind RAGE.

I kinda wish I could record myself. I know he's playing it up, and after 3 minutes of raging like this kid, I would have to work to keep the energy level up. But let me TELL you. I have DEFINITELY gotten this fucking insane over stupid shit before.

Just never a video game. Like UT. God. What a stupid thing to get angry at.

GamingForce is a pretty silly thing to get mad at too.

Spatula May 10, 2006 01:39 PM

I've seen this some time ago, and ever since, I'd like David Deluxe to translate this.

Leknaat May 11, 2006 12:24 AM

You know, I have a problem with rage, too--but come on....

I tend to look for the cheap stuff to beat up--but I have never been that angry that a game didn't start. That's just silly.

I know it's staged--but the clip was far too long.

Para May 11, 2006 01:54 AM

Im pretty sure he's playing UT2K3 or UT2K4... its either one of them. And I think hes speaking german.

David Deluxe May 13, 2006 07:33 PM

Trust me, it's a fake. I can tell it from the way he's speaking. :tpg:

DarkLink2135 May 13, 2006 07:51 PM

I wouldn't really have a problem believing this is legit. I used to have insane anger problems...like worse than this kid...and one of the ways my psychologist reccommended learning how to control my anger was to hide video tapes around the house...yeah you would know they were there for awhile, but then you wouldn't think about them and just go about business as normal (hopefully). Then when you get pissed off you watch yourself, supposedly you learn clues and stuff about what ticked you off and then you recognize them and you can prevent it next time =/. Or something like that. I never actually did it though. When I saw this I thought maybe it was something like that going on. One of my friends here in the dorm who is from Austria knows German, I can't remember exactly what he translated it as, but most of the time I remember he was just saying "You son of a bitch!" or something like that. I might have to ask him again :p.


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