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Kolba Apr 26, 2006 01:20 PM

Favourite nut?
 
My favourite nut is unquestionably the Pistachio nut. It just makes any other nut taste bland in comparison. It is a bit of a novelty the way you break open the already-partially-seperated shells yourself using your thumbs. I've found that, on the contrary to being an annoyance, this method actually works as Pistachio conservation; the moreish effect of the Pistachio taste could perpetuate the uninterrupted eating of them indefinetely, if not for the fact that skin fraying of the thumbs eventually kicks in to make it quite a saw effort to open any further shells, and the Pistachios are layed aside for a thumb-respite.

What is the nut you would slap a big sticker on with 'favourite' written on it?

SemperFidelis Apr 26, 2006 01:31 PM

Mine is definitely the walnut. How fun is it to hit something with a hammer to get to the treasure? I would love to try and crack it open with the butt of an M16 lol..

Will Apr 26, 2006 01:40 PM

Walnuts have been correlated with a reduction in the chance of dying from any cause. Plus they taste orgasmic.

Peanuts come in second. They're tasty and versatile.

Kolba Apr 26, 2006 02:32 PM

How does that work? If I eat walnuts will I be less likely to, say, get hit by a car?

rocketdog Apr 26, 2006 02:35 PM

i myself, prefer the coconut. :D juicy, and meaty... great way to start any morning, or to eat as a snack.

ps. the coconut is not a nut hehe

RacinReaver Apr 26, 2006 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kolba
I've found that, on the contrary to being an annoyance, this method actually works as Pistachio conservation; the moreish effect of the Pistachio taste could perpetuate the uninterrupted eating of them indefinetely, if not for the fact that skin fraying of the thumbs eventually kicks in to make it quite a saw effort to open any further shells, and the Pistachios are layed aside for a thumb-respite.

Find one of the shells that's long, broad, and has a fairly pointed tip (it would hold a wide nut inside). Then use this instead of your fingernails for prying them open. Watch yourself eat entire bags at a time. :(

SemperFidelis Apr 26, 2006 03:40 PM

I'm pretty sure it's reserved only for NATURAL causes lol.

Kaleb.G Apr 26, 2006 04:27 PM

Kupo nut. Why lie.

Will Apr 26, 2006 04:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kolba
How does that work? If I eat walnuts will I be less likely to, say, get hit by a car?

It sounds ridiculous, but this is what I've read.

knkwzrd Apr 26, 2006 05:03 PM

It's cashews. No competition.

Watashi_Baka_Da Apr 26, 2006 05:04 PM

I like hazel nuts. Mmmm. They are harder to crack open, but they dont shatter all over the place.

Kolba Apr 26, 2006 05:16 PM

Worrying times for Pistachio fans

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servl...Story/Business

Alice Apr 26, 2006 05:45 PM

I've never had a walnut. =(

My favorite nut is a macadamia nut. My least favorite is an almond...gag. And they're so good for you. I really wish I liked them.

Watashi_Baka_Da Apr 26, 2006 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland
I've never had a walnut. =(

My favorite nut is a macadamia nut. My least favorite is an almond...gag. And they're so good for you. I really wish I liked them.

I love macadamia nut cookies ^_^ They are the best ever!

Acacia Apr 26, 2006 08:20 PM

Mmm, nuts~!

I love all kinds of nuts; pine, macadamia, walnut, almond, pistachio, nuts are really yummy~

However, I'm not really fond of peanuts or cashews; dunno, they're always been really salty and..not very yummy tasty =/

Rockgamer Apr 26, 2006 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by knkwzrd
It's cashews. No competition.

Same here. After that, I would probably pick either peanuts or pecans. Those three nuts are about the only ones that I would eat whole. I'll eat almonds and walnuts and stuff, but I only like them when they're chopped.

Arkhangelsk Apr 26, 2006 09:31 PM

I'll really only eat peanuts. Or coconut, but it's not actually a nut. Oh well.

Soluzar Apr 26, 2006 09:36 PM

Personally, I'm very partial to Cashew nuts. Lightly salted. I love all kinds of nuts though...

Radical Apr 26, 2006 11:48 PM

I only really enjoy peanuts - salted, of course. I sometimes encounter other nuts, such as almonds or hazelnuts, in desserts. While I don't mind these seldom encounters, the only nuts I truly enjoy eating are peanuts.

Yggdrasil Apr 27, 2006 01:01 AM

Honey roasted peanuts. Awesome stuff. Macadamia and walnuts are good too, but the former preferably in a warm and soft cookie.

Will Apr 27, 2006 01:31 PM

Ironically, the one thing the walnut can't save you from is the walnut. My brother had an allergic reaction to one and his throat closed. Although, had it been a different nut, we don't know if he'd have been so lucky...

goldeneye2131 Apr 27, 2006 01:33 PM

I'd agree that the hazelnut is one of the best, but almonds are excellent too...I'm not much of a fan of eating nuts plain, I gotta have them with chocolate or something....and hazelnuts covered in chocolate...MMMMmmmmm....

nazpyro Apr 27, 2006 03:51 PM

Man I love deez. I always have supply of mixed nuts + trail mix that I get whenever I go grocery shopping, the contents of which satisfy me greatly; so: peanuts, cashews, almonds, macadamia, walnuts, and pecans. I do love the hazel nut too though, as well as pistachio.

One of my other favorites are the boiled peanuts. <3.

Fatt Apr 27, 2006 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by AliceNWondrland
I've never had a walnut. =(

I definitely did not see that one coming.

I like a lot of various types of nuts and legumes, but if I had to choose a definitive favorite, I think I would have to go with cashews as being my favorite, but pistachios are a close second for their unique taste.

Alice Apr 27, 2006 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by nazpyro
One of my other favorites are the boiled peanuts. <3.

You win. The only reason I didn't say that was because I didn't think anyone would know what I was talking about.


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