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You're only pretending that you're normal.
So, my family growing up was definitely not 'normal'. To compensate for this, I tried to do the opposite of what sounded right whenever I was around normal people. Sometimes this didn't work so well. A man in the mall offered me hand lotion, which I figured, 'ok that's weird but I guess normal people just give each other lotioning'; he spent the next fifteen minutes of my life trying to sell me a $30 nail buffer.
I can't be the only one who does this. How do you pretend to belong when you're around "normal" people? |
Make idle comments about the weather. Ask how people are, ALL THE TIME. Smile until it hurts. Stand up straight with shoulders back. Suck in my stomach. Carefully track what people are saying to me for nouns such that I can ask questions about said nouns to continue the conversation. Study the sports page. Study the news. Commiserate endlessly.
e.g. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry that happened to you! Aren't salespeople the worst? Do you often go to the mall? I go sometimes, but not in this weather. My goodness, it's just been so hot lately, hasn't it?" |
Mostly idle chatter. Sometimes joking around to add excitement to a topic. I'm usually quiet myself unless the subject being talked about interests me.
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When I'm not socialising solo I stick to that rule almost religiously, only speak when spoken to or until I genuinely have something to add. In situations by myself it depends on the context. Since most of my socialising is with people on my course, I usually talk about work and the course or about any uni events as a starting point. Just looking for something we can both talk about and then it stems off from there into something more specific. |
Respond with: 1). Yes. 2). No. 3). IDK. 4). Perhaps. 5). Whatever. 6). [giggles/smiles] + no. 1-5. when talked to. Otherwise, stay silent as a rock.
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What the hell is wrong with all of you?
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Being surprised that a few people on an internet forum have social issues :v
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Yeah, I pretty much just act myself in public. I fear I am painfully "Normal" at times.
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About those awkward silences in conversation. I tend to use those as an out. "Ok, I really should get back to what I'm doing, it was good to see you." Usually I'm not up to something terribly pressing, but I'd rather make myself a sandwich than search for some other line of conversation. I sometimes play it up and try to be visably impatient and say to them, "I'm sorry, I'm very busy lately and I have to go, but I'll catch up with you later." I don't have anywhere to be.
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A couple of years ago I realised that my stupid bullshit is just as dumb and boring as everyone else's stupid bullshit, so now I do my best to be interested in whatever people have to say. Not just feigning interest; actually forcing myself to take what people are saying into proper consideration when chatting to them.
If you want to be interesting, be interested! Unfortunately you also need to be highly tolerant of really awkward conversations sometimes. |
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I have a list of topics dear to my heart that I know are abnormal enough to make people outside the right circles uncomfortable (polyamory, feminism, religion), and avoid them unless invited so as to avoid social pain and/or violence. But other than that, I don't put much effort into fitting in. It just kind of happens. Most people have enough rough edges that they're pretty forgiving of yours. (The ones that don't are dicks and don't deserve to be spoken to.) |
I don't think of myself as normal. The foundation for my positive self-image isn't a belief that I am accepted. I don't feel it necessary to belong to any particular group. I have enough positive qualities that my interactions with other people are rarely hindered by what could be considered abnormal behavior.
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When around normal people I act like I'm not a normal person who thinks acting like a normal person will make me think that I'm acting like a normal person around normal people even though I can't really distinguish what normal is anymore because my environment is filled with social norms that says what a normal person should do, so I don't do the normal things which makes me not normal but I think all normal people think about doing the not normal things so that they can be their true selves but they're too stupid to know what's normal or not.
Most of the time I just try to be polite around other normal people. But since I'm not normal, I don't really know how normal people act polite! ONOES |
What defines normal, mortal?
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Normal is defined by the confines of your environment, and what you percieve and believe to be normal may not be the same with other individuals.
Normal is when your HP bar is green. |
I don't consider myself normal until I've reached Limit Break status.
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No. Just across the Rio Grande.
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Jumping accross the Rio Grande while riding the Midgar Zolom
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"Normal is what everyone else is, and you are not."
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What the fuck is "normal" anyways and who gives a shit? If everyone was a certain level of "normal" wouldn't life be fucking boring?? |
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