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Zephyrin Aug 29, 2011 12:36 AM

Old School Rulez cuz...
 
...I'd rather spend more time fighting bad dudes than camera angles.


(your turn)

map car man words telling me to do things Aug 29, 2011 05:43 AM

...I'd rather buy a satisfying game built with love and passion, than rent only a part of a product.

Radical Aug 30, 2011 10:54 AM

...I'd rather not spend $60 on something that I could make with my ass.

FatsDomino Aug 30, 2011 04:30 PM

...I'd rather lose my breath blowing into a cartridge than working out with Wii Fit or a Kinect alternative.

Single Elbow Aug 30, 2011 04:45 PM

...I rather not deal with any game "patches" and DLCs.

SuperSonic Aug 30, 2011 09:34 PM

...all we needed to fix our games were q-tips and rubbing alcohol.

Chaotic Aug 31, 2011 03:28 AM

... Cartridges don't get damaged when you stack them on top of each other. Fuck CDs.

map car man words telling me to do things Aug 31, 2011 04:42 AM

...pretty much ALL PC releases used to be this sweet.

http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/a.../supskills.png

Vemp Sep 22, 2011 09:06 PM

... there's none of that "Now Loading..." crap.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Sep 23, 2011 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vemp (Post 789902)
... there's none of that "Now Loading..." crap.

You clearly never played any games on a Spectrum. Pop the tape in, type Load, hit Enter, press play, go out and play football for half an hour, come back in, find out it crashed during loading, reset the computer, rewind the tape, type Load, hit Enter etc etc etc etc. Kids these days don't know they're born.

Vemp Sep 23, 2011 07:33 PM

Haha oh wow, I don't even know what a Spectrum is. I'm actually 9 years old! My first recollection of playing games was on an Atari VCS and then eventually a Famicom.

(I just wikied the Spectrum and proved to myself that Shin is really old.)

map car man words telling me to do things Sep 24, 2011 06:06 AM

But the VCS was released 5 years before the Spectrum =/

Vemp Sep 24, 2011 07:39 AM

I guess the Spectrum didn't reach the Philippine islands :( and the Atari wasn't mine, it was my friend's and they own a sewing machine factory, so he's filthy rich. I just made friends with him so that I can play with his Atari.

Golfdish from Hell Sep 24, 2011 11:53 AM

...I feel more in control with a D-pad and two buttons than I do with a D-pad, two analogue sticks, close to a dozen buttons and force feedback.

Blix Sep 25, 2011 07:48 PM

I'd rather have a nice selection of genres than a dominant fps/action market.

Paco Sep 26, 2011 01:54 PM

Because it does...

THIEF Sep 30, 2011 10:21 AM

I'd rather play my SNES than any other console.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Oct 26, 2011 10:21 AM

... the only thing you needed to know about the plot was two lines.

"ITS TIME FOR REVENGE"

"LETS ATTACK AGGRESSIVELY"

YouTube Video

WarcoW Nov 16, 2011 04:30 PM

...The music to the older games were far superior than modern days ambient-oriented soundtracks. So much good music produced to the old pc and console games, it's sad how it looks on the todays market imo.

wvlfpvp Nov 16, 2011 04:32 PM

Dedicated run buttons.

Furby Jan 31, 2012 08:10 AM

I'm sick of every game having a damn tutorial level that I'm forced to deal with.


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