Come to Me All Ye Who are Weary
 

The truth is ensconced between your layers of double chins.

Any staffers object to banning Zeph until April Fools' is over?

Or potentially never?

Bizarrely, that actually almost made sense.

Zeph is the world's finest dong blower.

Zephyrin told me to post here. So I am doing that.

I have a theory but I shall see if it is possible, if I discover anything your secret is safe I promise D:

Additional Spam:
I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!