Worst Christmas Songs Ever
 

So, holidays are here and radio stations have been playing Christmas music for the last month. Which ones are so bad you actually turn off the radio instead of switching for another station for fear of hearing it there?

Be sure to wait for the chorus!

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I can only assume Italian was some sort of racial slur at the time this song was recorded.

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This is the kind of song that makes you want to mailbomb the radio station.

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Oh my god knk, I love you! Laughing forever~

I always think back to this, a gift my mate received from a family member with a wicked sense of humour perhaps, or maybe just a real liking for reggae?

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No samples I'm afraid. The cds whereabouts are unknown. It is unlikely to have survived to the present day.

Aw, fuck you guys. Dominic the Donkey is a fucking great Christmas song. ;_;

(I hate that U2 Don't They Know It's Christmastime shit. Every time I hear it, I am reminded of how I want to smash Bono's face in.)

I think that's Band Aid? Which means you hate more than one band.

God, I hate that one song that's all "Last christmas I gave you my heart". Also not a fan of the one that goes 'So here it is, Merry Christmas time, it's only just begun'. I think it's a Beatles song but it still sucks and is repetitive.

Thank God someone posted that hippo song, I've hated that song with a passion for years.

Awww I love the Hippo song. Hallmark actually had an ornament this year that played that song :)

Fuck all of you.

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Jingle Cats - Ode to Joy

I do not only have Meowy Christmas, but Christmas Unleashed, made with dog sounds, and A Froggy Christmas, made with the sounds of frogs, and Woody Phillips' A Toolbox Christmas, made with the sounds of power tools.

Honestly, I'm surprised no one has brought up Christmas In The Stars: The Star Wars Christmas Album. Nothing says Christmas quite like C-3P0 singing about how unlikely it is that the entire universe celebrates a holiday on December 25th.

I hate that Paul McCartney song WITH A PASSION.

This one

This one. It sucks. I think it's the fact that the fucking synth delay doesn't match up with the rest of the song and it sounds like it's falling apart and it fucking makes my head hurt badly.

And I can't find Socko the Smallest Snowball. That song.


That song.

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The real version of this. This version kicks ass (except to shin, who is a limey bitch) but the original is just so awful. It doesn't even have rhythm.

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Sure it has Jack Johnson on the compilation but the rest of it is mired in mediocre bands and unfunny skits from otherwise funny radio personalities.

I wonder why no one brought up the obvious one
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Eat my shorts.

Yeah, that's Band Aid and you can blaim Bob Geldof and Midge Ure for that, Bono was merely a small part of the whole thing. Look:

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See, you can now hate Sting, George Michael, Boy George, Phil Collins and all sorts of other British 80's pop stars!

Did you know, this song went from being written to being released in just 3 days? Also, by all accounts the Quo made more money selling drugs backstage at the Live Aid concert than they donated to the actual charity.

edit: But yes, Bono does need a good smack in the mouth.

Who needs another reason to hate Phil Collins? :confused:

Little Drummer boy but its good that Bob Seger sings a version of it but still " That song makes me want to have one of my favorite songs in my head instead

I would say Silent Night is not one of my favourites, not even close. Its sounded good the first time but after that, it is kind of depressing. And that song "Santa Baby"..... Ugh...