I'm Burnin out man
 

Ok so I think I got a serious problem man. It seems like every week I go out partying, blow hundreds of dollars on booze and coke and other shit and I just can't stop. I've tried to make some changes but I just keep goin back to doing the same shit. Anybody else got this problem?

Yeah, I just can't stop fucking hot models, getting drunk and crashing my Porsche. It's a real problem for me and I wish I knew a way to stop this spiral. I tried replacing the Porsche with a Ferrari but that didn't seem to help any. Shit, there's a swimwear model sucking my dick right now as I write this and I just don't have the heart to tell her to fuck off and join the others by the pool for ten minutes while I do some web surfing.

Wow, you do coke? What a fucking noob.

I save money on groceries by buying in bulk. Perhaps you should buy your coke and booze in bulk, too.

I think this will help.

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You're addicted to cocaine and asking for advice on a gaming website.

Uh. Yeah. I can fix your problems, man. Fly down to Austin, TX with those hundreds of dollars and I'll take care of everything, okay? Try to get in on a Monday or Friday night, because that's when my poker game panel of doctor friends hang out. We'll fix you up man, you can trust me.

You know what? I can cure you.

I just need to see you for just a one hour session, and I promise you, you will not have money to blow on anything later this week.

1 hour: £1000 :) Call me at 940305031795713

Sweet Jesus... 1st thing is to go into rehab, Especially for coke. I have done alot of drugs back in the day but coke I have never touched.. Nasty Nasty drug.

Well.. yeah that's all you should do...

That or OD and leave all your money to me..

Yeah... I wanna go to rehab for Coke too.

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Fucking sugar delivery device. It's the scourge of humanity.

I've been to rehab(court ordered) for addiction to anxiety pills,painkillers,opium and also raging alcoholism. I got so fucked up one night and blacked out and apparently drove across town and end up in a gnarly car accident, luckily no one was hurt. You can either fix it yourself, or possibly die.

People who drive while inebriated in any way should be killed dead.

Even better if they're killed alive.

Yes but will they die if they are killed though?