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Zip	Aug 17, 2009 02:33 AM

USAIN BOLT!!!!!!!!

Did u guys see him yesterday??
I saw the shit live and I had to pick my jaw up from the floor, another world record and the dude is just playing on the track, isnt even going a max!

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look!

Amazing.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Aug 17, 2009 04:33 AM

I saw it on the news this morning and my favourite moment was actually after the 200 metres when he was jogging down the track afterwards and all teh photographers were having to sprint to keep up.

Isn't this like the biggest jump in the record since they started using electronic timing devices?

Zip	Aug 17, 2009 04:41 AM

I think it is, the ridiculous part is that he had the record before and then just decided to beat it lol. like it aint no thang. I dont know what to expect from him next since we havnt even seen his max speed. Would love to see the time if he had a perfect start too.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Aug 17, 2009 04:53 AM

He must spend half his waking hours pissing into bottles.

The unmovable stubborn

Aug 17, 2009 05:05 AM

I love that the fastest man alive is named Bolt

Reality is officially being scripted by Marvel Comics writers circa 1975

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Aug 17, 2009 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House (Post 720323)

Reality is officially being scripted by Marvel Comics writers circa 1975

Except that he's Jamaican. Marvel Comics writers circa 1975 would have made him a white, high school football hero from Iowa, real name Chuck McNiggahater.

Yushiro

Aug 17, 2009 07:27 AM

Next time, he's simply gonna break through the barrier of The Matrix.

Tails

Aug 17, 2009 07:37 AM

Actually the only logical next step is for him to form a championship Jamaican Bobsled team. Only this time, they'll win.

(God help you if you get that.)

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Aug 17, 2009 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Tails (Post 720334)

(God help you if you get that.)

"Sanka, you dead?

Yeah man!"

Tails

Aug 17, 2009 10:14 AM

WHERE DID THESE GUYS COME FROM!?

Best. EVER.

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss

Aug 17, 2009 10:25 AM

I fucking love that movie. I'd love to think the fight with the German team in the bar actually happened.

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Angel of Light

Aug 17, 2009 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Big Gay Chulo (Post 720349)

"Sanka, you dead?

Yeah man!"

Oh Sanka

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Musharraf

Aug 17, 2009 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Bath House Pang House (Post 720323)

I love that the fastest man alive is named Bolt

Yeah man the irony is killing me too

9.58 is insane, though. I liked how he was looking at the clock before he even passed the line.

Zip	Aug 17, 2009 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Yushiro (Post 720332)

Next time, he's simply gonna break through the barrier of The Matrix.

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