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Orie aide accused of soliciting teen for 'furry' sex

Orie aide accused of soliciting teen for 'furry' sex
State senator known for tough stance on sex crimes
Saturday, May 30, 2009
By Tracie Mauriello, Post-Gazette Harrisburg Bureau
Alan David Berlin

HARRISBURG -- An aide to a McCandless state senator known for her tough stance on sex crimes was arrested late Thursday on accusations he propositioned a 15-year-old over the Internet.

In a series of instant messages and online chats, Alan David Berlin, 40, of Carlisle, discussed dressing up in animal costumes and engaging in various sex acts with the boy, the state attorney general's office said yesterday.

His boss, state Sen. Jane Orie, said she was "shocked and appalled" Thursday when she learned of the charges and immediately suspended Mr. Berlin without pay or benefits. She fired him yesterday.

According to the criminal complaint, Mr. Berlin proposed traveling to the boy's home in Harrisburg, about 20 miles from Carlisle, and having sex in the backyard and in a shed on his parents' property. He also allegedly offered to arrange a meeting in a hotel room so Mr. Berlin could take photos of the boy and another adult having sex.

The online communication took place on seven different days between April 27 and May 25, according to the criminal complaint. Investigators say some of the messages originated from a Senate computer.

Investigators believe Mr. Berlin and the boy met on an Internet site for "furries," an online community of people who adopt half-animal, half-human personas.

In one message, according to the complaint, Mr. Berlin requested pictures of the boy and wrote, "When will your folks be out?"

Other messages describe various sex acts in explicit detail and refer to "yiffing," which is a "furry" term for having sex.

Mr. Berlin used the screen name "alan_panda_bear" in his messages. He also used that name for an online personal ad that depicts cartoonish panda bears, one wearing a diaper.

"I'm a Daddyfur and Caretaker and I am looking for a babyfur to be my mate and my companion in a long-term committed relationship," the ad says. "I am a hopeless romantic and very affectionate, freely giving hugs, scritches, cuddles and kisses."

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To be fair, 15 years old is like 40 in panda years.

What I like is that, apparently, babyfur doesn't mean adult baby anymore.

Brady, we already knew.

We still tolerate you anyway.

Can wojo, capo, or ultima please find an old copy of the PPG and scan in that article. It just seems like it'll be even better to see yiffing and scritches in actual news print.

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Investigators say some of the messages originated from a Senate computer.

It's amazing how many of these perverts use their government computers to do this stuff. In this case it didn't really matter, since the parents were the ones that caught it, but really, how stupid is this guy? I always operate under the assumption that whatever I do on a government computer is being monitored and recorded, and lots of guys get caught this way.

Giving scritches isn't a crime!

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It's amazing how many of these perverts use their government computers to do this stuff.

As a member of the gay/bi/furry/pansexual/transgender/transspecies/animist/breatharian/homeopathic/raelian community I fully support the political prowess of diaper-wearing pedophiles. Vote Anthro '10!

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It's inconceivable. I just can't see this guy soliciting furry sex.

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Originally Posted by Capo (Post 707542)

It's inconceivable. I just can't see this guy soliciting furry sex.

You're not going to see him; that's why he wears a fur suit.

He sure is fat enough to fit in a panda suit.

Oh like there might not be skinny twink-like pandafurs.

There is no shortage of fat men claiming to be slim vixens on the astral plane. Why would a furry "lucky" enough to be sickly thin claim to be a fat fur? That's retarded.

Because of inflation fetish?

How dare you confuse fat, inflation and preggo fetishes, they're completely different

Goddamn I'm angry I'll be spergin for weeks now

I'M SO SORRY

GOD YOU THINK I'D KNOW MY OWN FANDOM.

BAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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I certainly would, wolf pup

I almost have an urge to link some fetish pics by 'The Veterinarian' in reply to this topic. Should any one of you decide to run a search, keep in mind it is NSFW.

Is it just me, or is the world suddenly producing more male on male cases nowadays? Even if it's exemplified through anime or movies.

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Originally Posted by Sonus (Post 708080)

Is it just me, or is the world suddenly producing more male on male cases nowadays?

Well, we ARE slowly taking over the world. Have to do SOMETHING to keep it safe from families.

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Originally Posted by Sonus (Post 708080)

Is it just me, or is the world suddenly producing more male on male cases nowadays? Even if it's exemplified through anime or movies.

I...... what?

anime made me crawl up a poop chute

anime......

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Originally Posted by a lurker (Post 708096)

I...... what?

Clearly it's the rise of faggotry. Have YOU caught the gay yet?

I don't think I could run fast enough to catch anything that wears brightly colored sweatpants and tastefully matching pumps.

Oh, don't worry paco. The gay will catch YOU.

*devious plans*

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Originally Posted by Encephalon (Post 708309)

I don't think I could run fast enough to catch anything that wears brightly colored sweatpants and tastefully matching pumps.

Why would you be chasing Simon Cowell, anyway?