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Miho Jan 24, 2009 02:14 AM

Nigeria police arrest a goat for stealing a car
 
And it gets better:

Quote:

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat handed to them by a vigilante group, which said it was a car thief who had used witchcraft to change shape.
BBC news story.

I wish I was making this up. Don't mess with voodooism.

Thud. Jan 24, 2009 02:16 AM

I am so happy.

No. Hard Pass. Jan 24, 2009 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Miho (Post 676538)
And it gets better:



BBC news story.

I wish I was making this up. Don't mess with voodooism.

Technically not voodoo. Witchcraft and voodoo are two separate beasts in Africa. This is good old shamanism.

RainMan Jan 24, 2009 02:45 AM

How's this goat going to pay its bail?

Lord Styphon Jan 24, 2009 03:25 AM

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Originally Posted by RainMan (Post 676543)
How's this goat going to pay its bail?

This goat is the banker of the late Martin Kalumba. Mr. Kalumba had accounts totalling $45.7 million, but since his death in a shaving accident 3 years ago, his next of kin has not stepped forward to claim this money and nobody has been able to touch it. The goat is willing to make a deal with you to let you transfer this money to your bank account in exchange for a percentage. The first step requires you to wire $25,000 to an account to be listed in the next post.

RainMan Jan 24, 2009 03:55 AM

I would gladly accept such a generous offer except for the fact that I've already accepted 6 such generous offers today alone. :( And I lost my social security card, and I accidentally just cut my arms off and my dog ate all the envelopes required to send pertinent information.

This is why I am bad with money.


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