Nigeria police arrest a goat for stealing a car
 

And it gets better:

BBC news story.

I wish I was making this up. Don't mess with voodooism.

I am so happy.

Technically not voodoo. Witchcraft and voodoo are two separate beasts in Africa. This is good old shamanism.

How's this goat going to pay its bail?

This goat is the banker of the late Martin Kalumba. Mr. Kalumba had accounts totalling $45.7 million, but since his death in a shaving accident 3 years ago, his next of kin has not stepped forward to claim this money and nobody has been able to touch it. The goat is willing to make a deal with you to let you transfer this money to your bank account in exchange for a percentage. The first step requires you to wire $25,000 to an account to be listed in the next post.

I would gladly accept such a generous offer except for the fact that I've already accepted 6 such generous offers today alone. :( And I lost my social security card, and I accidentally just cut my arms off and my dog ate all the envelopes required to send pertinent information.

This is why I am bad with money.