Item Getter (could there BE a less imaginative title?)
 

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Item Getter…and “trader” apparently | RPG Land
February 2009 in Japan.
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This looks like some kind of retarded Progress Quest-a-like. Honestly, do people have nothing better to do with their time?

It'll probably sell millions.

Are you kidding? Item Getter is a fantastic title! Unlike some games (lookin' at you, "Tetris"), you know exactly what this one is all about! You don't have to play it, all the explanation you need is right there on the box. See, there are some items and your job is to get them! If you're not getting items, then you've completely screwed it up.

Could you imagine how great it would be if more games were so forthright? We'd have awesome titles like Car Drivin', Shape Piler, Gun Gunner and Man Puncher.


So you can see why Item Getter will clearly be the greatest game of 2008. I'm gonna order five copies so I can get five times as many items as you guys. I will be the Getting Champion.

I can hear the ladies swarming already.

Ha ha, Waving your arms around, coming to Wii Autumn '08.

But Progress Quest is best game ever.

Yes, but you don't have to pay for Progress Quest.

Slap the right branding on this game, and they could sell a million copies. Spongebob Squarepants Item Getter for the kids, Red Shoe Diaries Item Getter for the adults. Let's not forget about Item Getter Crusade and Item Getter Jihad; just don't try to play those two together.

Shouldn't the adult one be something more like The Sopranos Item Getter?


That'd be AWESOME.

It can be anything you want it to be.

In before Mo0's Massive Item Getter Munchfest.

Holy god Man Puncher Item Getter

It would be The Best of Both Worlds but without Miley Cyrus.

This is the kind of game that I can only see becoming successful with the rich-as-fuck-families-with-six-asocial-nerdy-kids-in-the-basement demographic.

Gets straight to the fucking point, though!

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The fuck is this item supposed to be? Its mystery really does make me want to get it.

Hmmm, looks like a basket of flowers to me...with like designy crap on the sides or something...

Either way, I'll trade you something for it.

It's a box. Hrhr sexjoke.

Finally, a game where I can share my package with little kids.

In spending to much time watching mecha animu, I keep thinking of this game having items with getter on them.
"GETTER AXE"
"GETTER SCYTHE"
"GETTER TOMAHAWK"
"GETTER BEAM"
and to spice up normal items
"GETTER APPLE"
"GETTER POTION"
"GETTER GRASS"
the list goes on.

And it'd be required to listen to Getter Robo's theme song as you get items
"GET GET, GETTER GET"
and have it loop endlessly.

Now this sounds like my kinda game.