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How Unfortunate Jul 16, 2008 08:18 PM

Closing for the first kiss
 
Discuss the moment of the first kiss between two people. Are you taking the iniative or are they? What do you do or notice? What are your thoughts about it?

K_ Takahashi Jul 16, 2008 08:26 PM

It all depends if you're sober or not.

Becca Jul 28, 2008 03:32 PM

The guy takes the intiative. It helps if you like the person. I don't want to disrespect the guy who technically gave me my first kiss but I really shouldn't have done it. He was creepy. Meant well and seemed nice but still creepy. I learned my lesson.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Aug 5, 2008 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by How Unfortunate (Post 627682)
Discuss the moment of the first kiss between two people. Are you taking the iniative or are they? What do you do or notice? What are your thoughts about it?

While the subject is fine and all, I get the feeling that this is more for your own personal research and reassurances before going through with it yourself? I'm probably wrong, but the way you worded it is suspicious.

Prons Aug 5, 2008 01:22 PM

My first kiss? I was 7, and it was when two girls were climbing on me at the same time.

I sure got a lot of action when I was a kid.

The unmovable stubborn Aug 5, 2008 02:16 PM

Can we stop bumping this, because the dude's already made his move and got rebuffed by now.

Also, Prons? Stop talking, thanks a bunch.

Ah! Amoeba Aug 5, 2008 09:15 PM

I dunno man, I think there's grounds for further inquiry here.



C'mon Prons, spill it. We all know there was something off about why these two "girls" were "climbing" on you.



Maybe these girls did not have eyes, and you were pretending to be a jungle gym?

Were you really just sitting in a cardboard box taking turns kissing a litter of curious newborn kittens?

Maybe there was a fire! Those girls were climbing over you to safety!


You dog you.:cool:

xenocentric Aug 5, 2008 10:13 PM

After a date I've found the best way to tell if a girl likes you or not is asking if you can give her a kiss. I found sometimes they want a kiss on the cheek which is not a bad sign but on the lips and on the first date might mean she just wants sex or is easy.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Aug 5, 2008 10:40 PM

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Originally Posted by xenocentric (Post 634018)
on the lips and on the first date might mean she just wants sex or is easy.

This is bad because...

Kolba Aug 5, 2008 10:46 PM

She may well be infested with all manner of venereal diseases.

Worst case scenario.

How Unfortunate Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 633785)
While the subject is fine and all, I get the feeling that this is more for your own personal research and reassurances before going through with it yourself? I'm probably wrong, but the way you worded it is suspicious.

You are wrong; I'm older than that. I just find it an interesting "escalation" in any relationship and wanted to see what people think about it.

Misogynyst Gynecologist Aug 5, 2008 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Kolba (Post 634033)
She may well be infested with all manner of venereal diseases.

In my world of the future, we have these things called condoms and they're made of plastic.

The unmovable stubborn Aug 5, 2008 10:50 PM

In the future, the techniques required to manufacture latex have been lost.

Also, mutants (???)

Fluffykitten McGrundlepuss Aug 10, 2008 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by How Unfortunate (Post 634034)
You are wrong; I'm older than that. I just find it an interesting "escalation" in any relationship and wanted to see what people think about it.

An escalation in a relationship? How the fuck would you ever even consider it a relationship unless you'd already kissed them?

Is kissing people still a big deal these days then? I assumed that kissing someone being something you just do without thinking about it and to all sorts of people rather than someone you're "in a relationship" with was the norm everywhere nowadays. I didn't realise anyone was still that prudish.

Gechmir Aug 10, 2008 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 634035)
In my world of the future, we have these things called condoms and they're made of plastic.

Yeah, but in the future, they'll be time machines >=0

(edit: added in "time" due to bad memory~)

Misogynyst Gynecologist Aug 10, 2008 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Gechmir (Post 635371)
Yeah, but in the future, they'll be machines >=0

What are you, goddamn John Connor?

Zephyrin Aug 10, 2008 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Shin (Post 635358)
An escalation in a relationship? How the fuck would you ever even consider it a relationship unless you'd already kissed them?

Is kissing people still a big deal these days then? I assumed that kissing someone being something you just do without thinking about it and to all sorts of people rather than someone you're "in a relationship" with was the norm everywhere nowadays. I didn't realise anyone was still that prudish.

Are you seriously saying whenever you have a getogether, or are hanging with your friends who happen to just have a vagina, all kinds of kissing is completely normal?

Because I've never seen this happen unless there's a mass quanity of alcohol consumed.

As much as I may like or dislike that idea, I just don't see it happening anywhere.

Haven't had a first kiss in a while myself, but I do consider it a groundbreaking between two people. If you're comfortable enough to kiss somebody, then you're comfortable to do a lot of things, not limited to but not discluding sex.

Gechmir Aug 10, 2008 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by LeHah (Post 635373)
What are you, goddamn John Connor?

Supposed to be referencing an older GFF meme. But I'm told that it went "In the future they'll be time machines." O wul. Sup bad memory.

But seriously. Come with me if you want to live :-\

Paco Aug 10, 2008 07:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Zephyrin (Post 635378)
Because I've never seen this happen unless there's a mass quanity of alcohol consumed.

He's English, guy. Everyone knows that drinking your weight in alcohol and sucking face with the first slag you bump into is like saying "HELLO" over there.

kat Aug 10, 2008 09:02 PM

My first kiss was: "Holy shit, I hope he doesn't kiss me."

Followed by: "Goddamn."

Hydra Aug 19, 2008 10:38 AM

I sort of remember my thoughts going along the lines of "Hey, he's sexy. Hey, I could kiss him and it would be okay. Sweet!" *tackle*

There wasn't a whole lot of noticing going on. In fact there wasn't a whole lot of thought at all going on in my head at time.


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