Martial Law.
 

Ok assholes, it's E3. That means lots of announcements.

That also means lots of stuff that some faggots will get antsy over. The FF13 announcement, for example.

Feel free to discuss, but if I see any stupid bullshit. ANY AT ALL, you're banned for a week. The stupid shit that's already happened in the FF13 thread has gotten BigCN an infraction and him and Karasu a threadban. From here on out though, any shit during this week and you're gone for seven days.

No exceptions. Fuck you.

I fucking love you, Colonel Skills. :love:

Additional Spam:
GOD DAMN IT WHO THE FUCK GOT RID OF THE LOVE EMOTICON FUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUU :argh:

Thank fuck you can't ban me then...

So wait, people can't act the same as they act every other goddamn day of the year this week? Awesome, I see a one week ban coming for half the people who post in this forum.

If it turns out to be a good thing, I'll keep it around longer.

"Hey guys I heard a video game is coming out!"
"Oh yeah, what system?"
"All of them"
"THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS!"

I remember back when Street Fighter II: Champion Edition came out on the Genesis

And all we had on the SNES was regular SF2. We had no speed setting. We had no playable Balrog. It was a ghetto of despair.

Oh, they lorded it over us, for about a month, until Turbo came out. Now, you must remember, these were more innocent times, and we did not always know a year in advance what games would come out and when.

But this did not discourage their enthusiasms! Champion Edition was still better! Somehow! It was faster (in a way not perceptible by science).

And I think this is the key to coming to terms with Squeenix's vile infidelity. Just tell yourselves that the PS3 version is better somehow! Maybe it has high-resolution mipmaps!

In actuality I have naught to contribute to the topic other than to say hell yes Pang, Dr. McNinja.

I worry that in this sudden outrage concerning consoles, we're forgetting the important thing:

How much FF XIII looks like it's set to suck the balls.

But those balls will be rendered at 1080p with hi-res textures and real-time ballsweat refracting

But Pang, which set of testicles should I buy, the one that gives me gamerpoints or the one that gets me trophies

Please help me, I cannot decide and this is very important

The version that has more belts and zippers.

You should probably buy all of them otherwise you will be left in the stone age with your kiddy failtendo balls and you will not be a Modern Gamer

EDIT: balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls balls

FURTHER EDIT: Additional pylons

Hey now mister you've crossed the line just because they require a little extra massaging and wiggling doesnt make them kiddy

Outstanding thread.

Outstanding thread, indeed!

How about some personal warnings first next time? Christ do most people even read this shit up here? I guess I should start.