"13yr old buys two top-dollar hookers for Halo match." Wait, it gets better ='D
 

Source.

So here's some backstory for ya...:
Kid takes his buddies out and blows $30 grand on a credit card, mentioning that it was something his father allowed him to do, since his old man is a big-time lawyer and wasn't around for his birthday.

But wait! There's more!
:tpg:

This kid fucking rules.

He's got my vote.

Wow. His excuse is amazing. Smart kid.

But with this stunt, I doubt he'll ever be a great politician unfortunately. ^_^

Could be the Mayor of Chicago, the Governor of New York, or a big time member of the GOP if he ever switches to the other team and fucks a few male escorts.

I wouldn't put it past him, really.

The best is it being the thing to do after you win a World of Warcraft tourney.

BALLIN

Well, shit... Color me surprised. I will never preemptively judge any WoW player from now on. They may, in fact, be the ones who pay for next piece of ass.

I dunno, man. He knew what he could make money at. (Unless he didn't actually make money at the tourney? I don't know what WoW actually offers as far as cash prizes, if at all)

who knows, maybe they did have sex... and they're just denying it to avoid charges for having intercourse with minors.

I'm not suprised he had to pay being what looks to be an avid World of Warcraft Player...

Yes. Because every World of Warcraft player we know is a sexual performer of godly proportions it must mean that 13-year olds of the same breed must fuck like jackrabbits as well.

Actually, if the story's right, they weren't WoW players. They just fed the hos that line to keep 'em from getting too suspicious.

And yes, Blizzard does host WoW tourneys, with cash prizes in the tens of thousands of dollars.

lol eSport

And you're suggesting being a good lover is somehow a requirement with prostitutes.

When you put it that way, yes it does. What I really meant to suggest is that WoW players just don't have the cogs turning in order to get it up. Then again... A little role-play during a paid session certainly would do the trick in these extreme cases, wouldn't it?

If this happened, why are we only reading about it in a British newspaper and not on, you know, CNN or Fox News or something?

Because it involves video games NOT being blamed for something.

Because it's probably a hoax.

Ha! I love his reason for getting the hookers.

"I just won a WoW tournament, now I think I'll get me some hookers!"

I heard you were talking about me.

PIXPLZ~

To be honest i agree with whoever said they would make great poloticians.
For the fact that out of the most bizzare and wierd situations they can make a believable escuse to slip through the net is proof in it's self that they are the makings of poloticians already, because let's be honest thats all poloticians do anyway, make believable escuses for down right wierd situations. See proof that they will become poloticians in the future.:p

Jesus fucking Christ I hope theres a language barrier involved in that last post. Its either that or this fucking heat is getting to me because that shit made little sense.

If I translated this right you are saying that they will be good political leaders because they can lie? I don't think that giant run on sentence was needed.