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Woman stuck to toilet seat for two years. :gonk:

Woman sits on boyfriend's toilet for 2 years - More health news - MSNBC.com

Really now? :gonk:

How do they not have a picture of this. Fucking lame.

I agree.
I want to see this so bad :gonk:

... did she SHOWER?

I'm sorry, I could love the boy with all my heart, but if a boyfriend ever refused to come out of the bathroom, I certainly wouldnt be bringing him food and water, or encouraging the behavior.

Gross.

This sounds like the episode of Nip/Tuck where a big fat lady spent years on the same couch, and eventually her skin got stuck to the couch... Awesome.

Ness City just might be the coolest name for a city ever.

But, what was the boyfriend thinking? Was he just totally passive to the fact that his girlfriend was slowly becoming one with the toilet?

They lived in a mobile home; that should give you an idea of the caliber of the people involved.

Who would even like to sit on the toilet all day long? I mean, it'd get all moisty on your ass and you'd probably develop all kinds of new and exciting types of fungi on various body parts. And what were she doing all day long in there? There must have been something damn interesting in there to keep her sitting there for 2 years.

I wonder what happened whenever she took such a huge shit that a plunger was required to unclog it.

Maybe they just put it between'er legs and plunged.

OH GOD THE MENTAL PICTURE :gonk:

Wow... how can someone stand to stay on the toilet that long? I can't even stay at my computer for an hour without needing to get up and move.

I think the real question we should be asking is.. how did the boyfriend use the bathroom? O-o Or where did he go do his business? I guess the simple answers are "outside" or "at work" but some of us with a more active imagination can imagine the possibilities =O

I for one think they developed a sort of "move back a little and give me some room" method of sharing the toilet. Just thinking about it makes me wish I had a girlfriend so loving and trustful that I could use as a toilet seat. What love.

This is one of those car crash moments, so much carnage.... must... not look... BUT I MUST!

I've heard of emo depressed people, druggy depressives and binge eating fat depressives to name but a few but toilet depressives? How the hell does that even work? You feel better about yourself cleaning yourself from the inside and take laxatives to speed up the digestive cycle or something? :gonk:

Well... You've seen 2 Girls, 1 Cup, right?

Ewwwww...


This woman must have been pretty severely disturbed, obviously, but you'd think someone would still think to look for her after two years and be upset that she hadn't left the bathroom. I hate hearing stories of how people just get forgotten like that, it creeps me out.

I'm sure her parents called the boyfriend's house, but he was always like "she's in the bathroom" and they just shrug it off. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

UUhh!!
 

I was eating a pita sandwich when I read this, and almost choked, because I couldn't stop laughing. It's funny news but why, seriously WHY!!!??

Watch the video: "Neighbors didn't know he had a girlfriend...."

*snort*

Wait.. are you kidding me? Why would someone sit on their toilet seat for 2 years... Why would the boyfriend let her do this and why aren't they both under arrest for being complete retards.

was she trying to prove a point?

BECAUSE IT'S NOT ILLEGAL
Really, you'd have been locked up a long time ago if it was...

That Grinds woman attached to the COUCH for 6 long years is worse. :\

She died during the operation to separate her from the couch (they had to take the her couch with her in it to the hospital) and what bugs me the most is the news photo of her on it, obviously... and perhaps shatting in it for so damn long too.

At least this woman is on a damn toilet.

I know that it's not illegal, I was just saying it for comedic affect but i guess it fell on deaf ears.

I think Frank was more drawing attention to the fact that your post wasn't funny, and you have all the insight of a drunken goldfish.

This is one of those instances where you just go "ummmm, yea..." and not even try to get inside their heads.

What a bunch of nut jobs.