"Chick's titties save the day"
 

Topic and such snatched from Sekiria of Highervoltage. I'm only postING part of the news story because the YouTube video up at the full blog post is hilarious.

Court Finds Model Innocent Based on Breast Size | Weird Asia News

talk about misleading. I was sitting here wondering if the judges simply wanted some head, when it was more like she was seen as not guilty because her bosom wouldn't logically fit through the hole or whatever.

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Christ, she's not even that cute...

But yeah, I was expecting like a dog to fall a couple stories and land on her gozangas to break its fall or some shit.

HAHAHAHAHH, awesome.

Though a bit anti-climatic. I seriously thoguht she used the things to, like, save a kid from drowning or something.

I'm not so sure they save the day, as they do prove her innocence. I guess for her it's saving the day. Still a bit of a let down though. =(

Man, Japan's one fucked-up country. Halious news is HALIOUS!

and this is why i need to get a boobjob



hohoho j/k.
but yeah, i'm wondering how this gentleman thought it was her who had kicked the door in in the first place.

She cries at the end of that video?